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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #105 on: January 30, 2014, 03:36:36 PM »
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #106 on: January 30, 2014, 03:53:07 PM »
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #107 on: January 31, 2014, 09:51:52 PM »
long story...

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It was after sixth grade... after the time I had the painful sunburn. we went to the local pool.... then of course she pinched my bum.

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #108 on: February 01, 2014, 01:12:12 AM »
Wow. That is a long story. :P
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #109 on: February 01, 2014, 01:19:25 AM »
long=12 years ago

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #110 on: February 01, 2014, 03:00:27 AM »
Old, maybe, but I wouldn't say "long". :-\
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #111 on: February 01, 2014, 03:58:51 AM »
Would anyone like to touch my bum?  :'(

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #112 on: February 01, 2014, 05:24:37 AM »
no....

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #113 on: February 01, 2014, 05:42:25 AM »
Would anyone like to touch my bum?  :'(

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #114 on: February 01, 2014, 06:17:42 AM »
Would anyone like to touch my bum?  :'(

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #116 on: February 01, 2014, 06:56:29 AM »
Would anyone like to touch my bum?  :'(

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #117 on: February 01, 2014, 07:07:30 AM »
Old, maybe, but I wouldn't say "long". :-\

That's not a long story. :cbc:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #118 on: February 01, 2014, 10:00:47 AM »

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #119 on: February 01, 2014, 01:03:30 PM »
Bum's should be stroked or smacked.  'Touching' is insufficient.
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