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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: bodie on January 27, 2014, 06:05:48 PM
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You will likely have heard about 'Jimmy Saville' - and what a filthy letch he was. The scandal caused the police to launch 'operation yew tree' and that has led to several celebrities being charged with rape/ sexual assault. Rolf Harris is one that is waiting to go to court.
In court today was the former Top of The Pops presenter Dave Lee Travis. He has been accused of several offences but I heard evidence of the sexual assault accusation. His accuser described the 'incident'
"He put his hand on my shoulder, then he ran his finger down my back and rested his hand on my bottom" - and that was it!
Has the world gone mad? How is that a sexual assault? It may have been an unwelcome gesture, but a slap around the mush or some harsh words would have been enough, surely. Bearing in mind this was 9 years ago. The woman was asked why she had not reported this sooner and she said "too embarrassed"
It is funny how that embarrassment fades when there is a bandwagon to jump on and the sniff of a few pounds compensation.
He does face other allegations, too. I have not heard the details. If this is all that 'operation yewtree' has managed to dig up then what a waste of public money. :thumbdn:
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I was under the impression that he totally buttfucked tons of kids behind the scenes of kids-programmes, but then again, I got this impression purely from the drama. I know zero details of the events :D
I am also curious, are the kids like... 5? or 10? or 15? or 17-and-a-half?
My mom has the tendency to be the type to scream "pedophile" even if the woman is like 40, so long as the dude is much older :D
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If it isn't sexual assault yet, it will be. You can thank feminism, atheism plus, freethoughblog social engineers, and the mindless expansion of the powers of the state.
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The charges I am referring to are from allegations of a female reporter who went to interview him at his house. She must have been 18+
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Touch my butt and let's see :zoinks:
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The charges I am referring to are from allegations of a female reporter who went to interview him at his house. She must have been 18+
It is common tho, when these things happen, that people crawl out of the woodworks to "he winked at me" etc.
Look at the MJ case (which I am convinced was a big mockup circus by one kids parents. One or two), in the middle of this circus, there were many "bonus allegations" that in the aftermath were shown to have been bogus, simply people jumping on the bandwagon for attention, getting a piece of the cake, or whatever.
With MJ, I just find it sad. People are VERY reluctant to "side with a pedophile", and the whole "innocent untill proven guilty" flies out the window in this particular category, same as suspected terrorists (gitmo ;D), but imagine - just imagine IF - IF he never touched a kiddy - the implications are the following:
A man built a theme park for cancer kids, complete with a cinema with beds, where kids can watch Disney flicks, free of charge, and feed giraffes, and eat endless ammounts of cotton candy. And we lynched him for it!
Sometimes I think people just don't like people being that nice. Even before the whole scandal, people allready resented him for that stuff, "who does he think he is, Jesus?" that kind of sentiment. /random 5 cents :D
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He touched her butt he deserves death :litigious:
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Speaking of butt-touching. On time I was out with some random-friend, this guy was "emo" before it was a thing, always dressed in black, very artsy, in fact, his room at home was painted black. That amazed me!
Anyway, this guy was very sensitive, always 100% focused on respecting other people, and such. Me on the other hand, I was in my "Satan's little helper"-phase (a friend of mine titled me that :D), we were in a "underground" nightclub, in the basement, where people were dancing in a small section.
I explained to him how people subconciously move between sections, according to their ambitions, and that this particular dance floor was for those with sexual ambitions, they come here to get laid. If they didn't want to get laid, they woulda danced on the other floor, or not danced at all.
He was sceptical.
I decided to prove it to him, and I walked right onto the floor, with a huge grin, and just grabbed a girls ass, while she danced. Nothing happened. I dunno if she approved, but nothing happened. The emo dude was dying of embarassment, he didn't know where to hide! I grabbed another ass, to park my point, and he begged me to stop grabbing asses.
Epilogue: Immediately after, on my way off the dance floor, a dude came up to me, eagerly dancing, moving his shoulders, staring right at me, and grabbed my ass. Fuck you, karma.
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Speaking of butt-touching. On time I was out with some random-friend, this guy was "emo" before it was a thing, always dressed in black, very artsy, in fact, his room at home was painted black. That amazed me!
Anyway, this guy was very sensitive, always 100% focused on respecting other people, and such. Me on the other hand, I was in my "Satan's little helper"-phase (a friend of mine titled me that :D), we were in a "underground" nightclub, in the basement, where people were dancing in a small section.
I explained to him how people subconciously move between sections, according to their ambitions, and that this particular dance floor was for those with sexual ambitions, they come here to get laid. If they didn't want to get laid, they woulda danced on the other floor, or not danced at all.
He was sceptical.
I decided to prove it to him, and I walked right onto the floor, with a huge grin, and just grabbed a girls ass, while she danced. Nothing happened. I dunno if she approved, but nothing happened. The emo dude was dying of embarassment, he didn't know where to hide! I grabbed another ass, to park my point, and he begged me to stop grabbing asses.
Epilogue: Immediately after, on my way off the dance floor, a dude came up to me, eagerly dancing, moving his shoulders, staring right at me, and grabbed my ass. Fuck you, karma.
Sig-worthy, a wonderful ending to the story! :2thumbsup:
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Speaking of butt-touching. On time I was out with some random-friend, this guy was "emo" before it was a thing, always dressed in black, very artsy, in fact, his room at home was painted black. That amazed me!
Anyway, this guy was very sensitive, always 100% focused on respecting other people, and such. Me on the other hand, I was in my "Satan's little helper"-phase (a friend of mine titled me that :D), we were in a "underground" nightclub, in the basement, where people were dancing in a small section.
I explained to him how people subconciously move between sections, according to their ambitions, and that this particular dance floor was for those with sexual ambitions, they come here to get laid. If they didn't want to get laid, they woulda danced on the other floor, or not danced at all.
He was sceptical.
I decided to prove it to him, and I walked right onto the floor, with a huge grin, and just grabbed a girls ass, while she danced. Nothing happened. I dunno if she approved, but nothing happened. The emo dude was dying of embarassment, he didn't know where to hide! I grabbed another ass, to park my point, and he begged me to stop grabbing asses.
Epilogue: Immediately after, on my way off the dance floor, a dude came up to me, eagerly dancing, moving his shoulders, staring right at me, and grabbed my ass. Fuck you, karma.
Sig-worthy, a wonderful ending to the story! :2thumbsup:
:indeed: :P
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Was that the end of the story? I was expecting at least a couple of drinks and an exchange of phone numbers :hahaha:
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"Satan's little helper"
Should be your custom tag.
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Was that the end of the story? I was expecting at least a couple of drinks and an exchange of phone numbers :hahaha:
*grabs your ass*
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You will likely have heard about 'Jimmy Saville' - and what a filthy letch he was. The scandal caused the police to launch 'operation yew tree' and that has led to several celebrities being charged with rape/ sexual assault. Rolf Harris is one that is waiting to go to court.
In court today was the former Top of The Pops presenter Dave Lee Travis. He has been accused of several offences but I heard evidence of the sexual assault accusation. His accuser described the 'incident'
"He put his hand on my shoulder, then he ran his finger down my back and rested his hand on my bottom" - and that was it!
Has the world gone mad? How is that a sexual assault? It may have been an unwelcome gesture, but a slap around the mush or some harsh words would have been enough, surely. Bearing in mind this was 9 years ago. The woman was asked why she had not reported this sooner and she said "too embarrassed"
It is funny how that embarrassment fades when there is a bandwagon to jump on and the sniff of a few pounds compensation.
He does face other allegations, too. I have not heard the details. If this is all that 'operation yewtree' has managed to dig up then what a waste of public money. :thumbdn:
It's extremely inappropriate, and consequences should depend on circumstances. If a boss did that to an employee or a teacher to a student (even at college level/over 18), it would warrant writing-up, job-related consequences, etc. At a club or something like that, yeah, a slap or a harsh look would pretty much cover it.
That said, as described, even though physical contact was made, I have to agree it sounds more like harassment than assault, at the heart of it. Sounds like it was being used to characterize him rather than to charge him, though?
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If I went to interview Johnny Depp at his house I would hope for an ass grab. But then that's just me. :zoinks:
Seriously I think it's much ado about nothing. If she didn't want his grubby hands on her she should have smacked him, not brought it up in court 10+ years from the fact. ::)
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The charges I am referring to are from allegations of a female reporter who went to interview him at his house. She must have been 18+
And I was saying things like this wouldn't even be a thing if not for the mental illnesses I mentioned before.
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If I went to interview Johnny Depp at his house I would hope for an ass grab. But then that's just me. :zoinks:
Seriously I think it's much ado about nothing. If she didn't want his grubby hands on her she should have smacked him, not brought it up in court 10+ years from the fact. ::)
EXACTLY. FUCK, DUDE. Why do people keep whining to the state when they have a few moments of discomfort? Grow a fucking pair (nuts or tits, whichever applies) and react to the discomfort yourself you pathetic little weaklings.
PPK is online. Hey ppk, what should these annoying little marshmellows do?
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If I went to interview Johnny Depp at his house I would hope for an ass grab. But then that's just me. :zoinks:
Seriously I think it's much ado about nothing. If she didn't want his grubby hands on her she should have smacked him, not brought it up in court 10+ years from the fact. ::)
EXACTLY. FUCK, DUDE. Why do people keep whining to the state when they have a few moments of discomfort? Grow a fucking pair (nuts or tits, whichever applies) and react to the discomfort yourself you pathetic little weaklings.
PPK is online. Hey ppk, what should these annoying little marshmellows do?
They should grow a pair of nuts or tits. :police: :viking:
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Orrr..... (harde_ ___ ____ __)
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n the fuck up!
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n the fuck up!
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJ5YWubgxcMHoHoY4EqLCSj-kAFUs_WRc-_XelRctQ6aEP2u-GKg)
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The 5.20pm train into Birmingham includes bum feeling, it is not even an optional extra. :laugh:
Perhaps I should sue 'Virgin Trains' or even Richard Branson for my bum getting touched experience! :viking:
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The 5.20pm train into Birmingham includes bum feeling, it is not even an optional extra. :laugh:
Perhaps I should sue 'Virgin Trains' or even Richard Branson for my bum getting touched experience! :viking:
Now, there you have a worthy cause, he is even making you pay for it.
For the rest? It's all context. I've had a hand on my shoulder that made me want to take a shower for a week or so, to get clean again, I've had looks with a similar effect. I've had a colleague asking intimate questions in a creepy way. But, I've also laughed my ass off, when bumping buttocks with a colleague, or intensely hugged another colleague. And have discussed things about intimacy without anything creepy going on, and way more explicit. Innuendo can be fun, and it can be out of place. If it is fun, it often goes way beyond the non appreciated remarks.
Legislation wants it all to be precise and such. That is a problem. A handshake can be harassing, a massage of a back can be just what is needed.
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I'm still waiting for my butt touching, guyz. :zoinks:
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*horsewhips gary on the ass*
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That's assault. :zoinks:
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Rage's base instinct and acid tongue combined into a salt. :hahaha:
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Rage's base instinct and acid tongue combined into a salt. :hahaha:
I have missed your bon mots and pithy pronouncements. :lol1:
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MY bum is guarded round the clock against bum-touchers.
:police: :police: :police: :cbc: :police: :police: :police:
Just so everybody knows.
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Rage's base instinct and acid tongue combined into a salt. :hahaha:
I have missed your bon mots and pithy pronouncements. :lol1:
:hug:
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MY bum is guarded round the clock against bum-touchers.
:police: :police: :police: :cbc: :police: :police: :police:
Just so everybody knows.
You must need a lot of them for a :booty: as big as yours. :zoinks:
/me waits for CBC to quote Queen.
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Hell...I used to run a lottery machine...one old fart would sneak to the side of the counter and try lift my shirt up if I wasn't careful and let myself get within arms reach of him. He got smacked quit a few times, he was in his late 70's and an ex marine...I think he enjoyed the abuse, because he never stopped trying until he passed away...he was a quick old buzzard I have to give him that. :LOL:
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MY bum is guarded round the clock against bum-touchers.
:police: :police: :police: :cbc: :police: :police: :police:
Just so everybody knows.
You must need a lot of them for a :booty: as big as yours. :zoinks:
/me waits for CBC to quote Queen.
"Fat bottomed girls, they make the rockin' world go round!" :notes: :cbc: :notes:
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spinal tap big bottoms @ the royal albert hall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfu-2PNjIOY#)
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Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts) [ORIGINAL] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4#)
:thumbup:
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spinal tap big bottoms @ the royal albert hall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfu-2PNjIOY#)
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts) [ORIGINAL] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4#)
:thumbup:
This :booty: goes to 11.
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:indeed: We maintain a high level of discourse. :viking:
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:indeed: We maintain a high level of discourse. :viking:
We must talk about asses, frequently and at great length. People expect no less of a spazz forum. :M
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:indeed: We maintain a high level of discourse. :viking:
We must talk about asses, frequently and at great length. People expect no less of a spazz forum. :M
We have a special thread with its own bot cult to keep this tradition alive. :viking:
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Touching someone's bum could be unwanted or wanted BUT sexual assault? No, and especially not as a default.
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Touching someone's bum could be unwanted or wanted BUT sexual assault? No, and especially not as a default.
Indeed. Only made herself look stupid. Even in a business environment, it's harassment at best.
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Can a picture of said ass be posted so we can determine the level of inappropriateness displayed? :M
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Can a picture of said ass be posted so we can determine the level of inappropriateness displayed? :M
Yeah, this thread needs more butt. :autism:
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There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat). I still have no idea what it meant.
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That's assault. :zoinks:
You think that's assault huh? How cute. :mischief:
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There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat). I still have no idea what it meant.
Really? Try posting that ^^^ @ Answers.com and maybe a Nobel Laureate can figure it out for you. ::)
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Do you think Nobel laureates have first-hand experience in such matters?
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As long as it happened before their bum got too fat. :zoinks:
Divisible by 3. :hyke:
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There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat). I still have no idea what it meant.
Really? Try posting that ^^^ @ Answers.com and maybe a Nobel Laureate can figure it out for you. ::)
Genesis stop pretending to be so fucking stupid. You aren't fooling anyone.
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Do you think Nobel laureates have first-hand experience in such matters?
Perhaps President Obama does. :GA:
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That's assault. :zoinks:
You think that's assault huh? How cute. :mischief:
Yeah, I'm cute, ain't I? :zoinks:
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As long as it happened before their bum got too fat. :zoinks:
Divisible by 3. :hyke:
Bums are not divisble by 3. Not on this planet, anyway. :zoinks:
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As long as it happened before their bum got too fat. :zoinks:
Divisible by 3. :hyke:
Bums are not divisble by 3. Not on this planet, anyway. :zoinks:
PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:
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As long as it happened before their bum got too fat. :zoinks:
Divisible by 3. :hyke:
Bums are not divisble by 3. Not on this planet, anyway. :zoinks:
PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:
My interpretation is funnier. :P
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As long as it happened before their bum got too fat. :zoinks:
Divisible by 3. :hyke:
Bums are not divisble by 3. Not on this planet, anyway. :zoinks:
PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:
My interpretation is funnier. :P
No. It is not. :thumbdn:
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As long as it happened before their bum got too fat. :zoinks:
Divisible by 3. :hyke:
Bums are not divisble by 3. Not on this planet, anyway. :zoinks:
PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:
My interpretation is funnier. :P
No. It is not. :thumbdn:
You thought you had three butt cheeks. Now you're just butthurt. :hahaha:
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Your dyscalculia is no laughing matter. :flyingbat:
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Your dyscalculia is no laughing matter. :flyingbat:
I think you mean YOUR dyscalculia. Stop trying to spin your blunders. :hahaha:
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Your dyscalculia is no laughing matter. :flyingbat:
I think you mean YOUR dyscalculia. Stop trying to spin your blunders. :hahaha:
:finger: :cbc: :finger: :police:
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Your dyscalculia is no laughing matter. :flyingbat:
I think you mean YOUR dyscalculia. Stop trying to spin your blunders. :hahaha:
:finger: :cbc: :finger: :police:
Weeble harassment violates the TOS. You'll have to come with us. :police: :finger: :police:
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Your dyscalculia is no laughing matter. :flyingbat:
I think you mean YOUR dyscalculia. Stop trying to spin your blunders. :hahaha:
:finger: :cbc: :finger: :police:
Weeble harassment violates the TOS. You'll have to come with us. :police: :finger: :police:
I shall :conspiracy: attack you elsewhere. :hahaha: :zoinks:
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Your being a petty little tin-pot tyrant will merely make me look better. :M :angel:
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Your being a petty little tin-pot tyrant will merely make me look better. :M :angel:
It will make you cry missy. :mischief:
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Your being a petty little tin-pot tyrant will merely make me look better. :M :angel:
It will make you cry missy. :mischief:
Then you'll be demoted to the Sewer, and it will be YOUR turn to cry! :mischief:
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:woohoo: :LMAO: :pee:
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
So? It is my post. :P
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
So? It is my post. :P
You shouldn't piss where you post. Even a bear knows that. :P
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:laugh:
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There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat). I still have no idea what it meant.
Really? Try posting that ^^^ @ Answers.com and maybe a Nobel Laureate can figure it out for you. ::)
Genesis stop pretending to be so fucking stupid. You aren't fooling anyone.
lol! You caught me!!! lol! I found her just recently... she got skinny... The joy of facebook, creepy yet interesting.
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*touches Genesis' butt*
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It was after 6th grade when that incident happened.... Of course it was at a swimming pool :-/
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*touches Genesis' butt again*
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It was after 6th grade when that incident happened.... Of course it was at a swimming pool :-/
Of COURSE it was at a swimming pool.......why of course?
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long story...
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long story...
Of course. :zoinks:
*touches Genesis' butt*
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I really need to "organize" my thoughts a bit better. -_-
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Don't worry about them, Genesis. I still love you. :-*
*touches Genesis' butt*
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I would like to touch bodie's bum (with her permission of course). Bodie is an attractive lady with a nice bum. That is all.
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As long as it happened before their bum got too fat. :zoinks:
Divisible by 3. :hyke:
Bums are not divisble by 3. Not on this planet, anyway. :zoinks:
PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:
My interpretation is funnier. :P
No. It is not. :thumbdn:
You thought you had three butt cheeks. Now you're just butthurt. :hahaha:
Of course he is butthurt. He lost a butt cheek. :P
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
So? It is my post. :P
It's not even international fetish day. :P
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long story...
Do tell. We are spazzes, we have nowhere to go. :tard: :autism:
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
So? It is my post. :P
It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
So? It is my post. :P
It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.
You've been peeing for 54 years. If you haven't got it right by now, you never will. :M :P
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
So? It is my post. :P
It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.
You've been peeing for 54 years. If you haven't got it right by now, you never will. :M :P
As if you'd know. :hahaha:
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MY bum is guarded round the clock against bum-touchers.
:police: :police: :police: :cbc: :police: :police: :police:
Just so everybody knows.
I know someone who claims her father hired people to do that for him when he was in prison. :orly:
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
So? It is my post. :P
It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.
You've been peeing for 54 years. If you haven't got it right by now, you never will. :M :P
As if you'd know. :hahaha:
I myself am only 47, and have been peeing brilliantly the whole time. :M
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I myself am only 47, and have been peeing brilliantly the whole time. :M
This could be a nice new sig for IQ. :flyingbat:
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
So? It is my post. :P
It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.
You've been peeing for 54 years. If you haven't got it right by now, you never will. :M :P
As if you'd know. :hahaha:
I myself am only 47, and have been peeing brilliantly the whole time. :M
At urinals? :P
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You just pissed all over your own post. :clap:
So? It is my post. :P
It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.
You've been peeing for 54 years. If you haven't got it right by now, you never will. :M :P
As if you'd know. :hahaha:
I myself am only 47, and have been peeing brilliantly the whole time. :M
At urinals? :P
:lol1: Checkmate on the Weeble.
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Quite obviously not at urinals, but I should think a 54-year-old man would have mastered it by now. :M
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There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat). I still have no idea what it meant.
Really? Try posting that ^^^ @ Answers.com and maybe a Nobel Laureate can figure it out for you. ::)
Genesis stop pretending to be so fucking stupid. You aren't fooling anyone.
lol! You caught me!!! lol! I found her just recently... she got skinny... The joy of facebook, creepy yet interesting.
lol! You caught me!!! lol!
Dude. You always say that, yet you continue the charade. Why do you keep doing this?
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Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zDW5VVAhAE#)
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There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat). I still have no idea what it meant.
Really? Try posting that ^^^ @ Answers.com and maybe a Nobel Laureate can figure it out for you. ::)
Genesis stop pretending to be so fucking stupid. You aren't fooling anyone.
lol! You caught me!!! lol! I found her just recently... she got skinny... The joy of facebook, creepy yet interesting.
lol! You caught me!!! lol!
Dude. You always say that, yet you continue the charade. Why do you keep doing this?
Yes Genesis, why must you pretend to be so utterly gormless? I know you aren't an idiot. Have some pride in yourself and stop dumbing yourself down. It isn't entertaining, just annoying. Rage and I will redouble our efforts to make a man of you.
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I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled. ??? But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned. :apondering: Does this ever happen to you Genesis?
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I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled. ??? But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned.
When was that, last week? :hahaha:
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I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled. ??? But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned.
When was that, last week? :hahaha:
Butt out hobbit. :fart:
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I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled. ??? But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned.
When was that, last week? :hahaha:
Butt out hobbit. :fart:
If you don't want your posts commented upon, make them via PM. :M :P
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I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled. ??? But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned.
When was that, last week? :hahaha:
Butt out hobbit. :fart:
If you don't want your posts commented upon, make them via PM. :M :P
:probe:
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You can do better than :probe: . Use your words. :P
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Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
When I channel Genesis
It fucks my synapses
And puts me in a bind :autism:
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Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
When I channel Genesis
It fucks my synapses
And puts me in a bind :autism:
In more important news, I have passed the 41,000-post mark. :fuckyeahdance:
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Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
When I channel Genesis
It fucks my synapses
And puts me in a bind :autism:
In more important news, I have passed the 41,000-post mark. :fuckyeahdance:
Your postwhoring is as predictable as ants swarming a candy bar. My gracing the world with clever poetry happens only on rare occasions. :police:
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In other other news, OMG WE'RE ALL DEAD LOOK AT ALL THE RADIATION STUFF ON THIS MAP CHRISTOPHER GREEN SHOWED ME ON AMTV! MY BACK HURTS. FUKISHIMA
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSUciIk3mKLAUHKLXfwC9CudYBZg-4AdCItOVJg4CW6ThMkBAh)
Internets to anyone who laughs at this because of a hilarious aspect of the map.
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In other other news, OMG WE'RE ALL DEAD LOOK AT ALL THE RADIATION STUFF ON THIS MAP CHRISTOPHER GREEN SHOWED ME ON AMTV! MY BACK HURTS. FUKISHIMA
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSUciIk3mKLAUHKLXfwC9CudYBZg-4AdCItOVJg4CW6ThMkBAh)
Internets to anyone who laughs at this because of a hilarious aspect of the map.
Interesting. :thumbup: In the interest of fairness I attacked you elsewhere. Please RSVP.
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You can do better than :probe: . Use your words. :P
I think he wants :anal:. :P
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Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
When I channel Genesis
It fucks my synapses
And puts me in a bind :autism:
In more important news, I have passed the 41,000-post mark. :fuckyeahdance:
Your postwhoring is as predictable as ants swarming a candy bar. My gracing the world with clever poetry happens only on rare occasions. :police:
Be sure to let us know when such an occasion occurs. :thumbup:
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long story...
Do tell. We are spazzes, we have nowhere to go. :tard: :autism:
It was after sixth grade... after the time I had the painful sunburn. we went to the local pool.... then of course she pinched my bum.
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Wow. That is a long story. :P
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long=12 years ago
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Old, maybe, but I wouldn't say "long". :-\
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Would anyone like to touch my bum? :'(
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no....
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Would anyone like to touch my bum? :'(
Is DFGL still around? :zoinks:
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Would anyone like to touch my bum? :'(
Is DFGL still around? :zoinks:
As long as his cock stays zipped up then he is welcome. :M
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no....
I'll touch yours first. :mischief:
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Would anyone like to touch my bum? :'(
*touches El-Presidente's butt*
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Old, maybe, but I wouldn't say "long". :-\
That's not a long story. :cbc:
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Would anyone like to touch my bum? :'(
*touches El-Presidente's butt*
:orly:
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Bum's should be stroked or smacked. 'Touching' is insufficient.
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Would anyone like to touch my bum? :'(
*touches El-Presidente's butt*
:orly:
:zoinks:
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Would anyone like to touch my bum? :'(
*touches El-Presidente's butt*
:orly:
:zoinks:
Loving the seasonal sock.
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Would anyone like to touch my bum? :'(
*touches El-Presidente's butt*
:orly:
:zoinks:
Loving the seasonal sock.
I have no idea what happened to me, but I'm loving it too. :agreed:
*touches El-Presidente's butt with tiny gopher paws*
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The sock finally changed socks. :zoinks:
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That still doesn't change much though. :zoinks:
*touches odeon's butt*
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Bum's should be stroked or smacked. 'Touching' is insufficient.
Plurals are never apostrophized :M
However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"
:zoinks:
*runs away*
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Bum's should be stroked or smacked. 'Touching' is insufficient.
Plurals are never apostrophized :M
However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"
:zoinks:
*runs away*
:2thumbsup: for bum related grammar nazism.
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Bum's should be stroked or smacked. 'Touching' is insufficient.
Plurals are never apostrophized :M
However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"
:zoinks:
*runs away*
:2thumbsup: for bum related grammar nazism.
Or if there were several chaps named Bum who owned a stroke then it would be Bums' stroke. :cbc:
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This guy I went to high school with was known as Bum... only because his last name was Baumgartner.
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Bum's should be stroked or smacked. 'Touching' is insufficient.
Plurals are never apostrophized :M
However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"
:zoinks:
*runs away*
:2thumbsup: for bum related grammar nazism.
Actually it's "bum-related", with a hyphen. :zoinks:
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Bum's should be stroked or smacked. 'Touching' is insufficient.
Plurals are never apostrophized :M
However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"
:zoinks:
*runs away*
:2thumbsup: for bum related grammar nazism.
Actually it's "bum-related", with a hyphen. :zoinks:
I saw what you did there...
Enjoy consolation prize.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Can we talk more about bums? :P
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Can we talk more about bums? :P
I tried being a bum but it was too much work. :zoinks:
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Can we talk more about bums? :P
I tried being a bum but it was too much work. :zoinks:
But being a bum is easy. You just sit and shit and sometimes get touched licked or fucked.
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Can we talk more about bums? :P
I tried being a bum but it was too much work. :zoinks:
But being a bum is easy. You just sit and shit and sometimes get touched licked or fucked.
No way man. Spare changing is hard work! :zoinks:
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Can we talk more about bums? :P
I tried being a bum but it was too much work. :zoinks:
But being a bum is easy. You just sit and shit and sometimes get touched licked or fucked.
All on the same spot, too.
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I'm assaulting myself right now.
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Now you touch Pappy's butt. :zoinks:
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Who is the victim? who is the perpetrator??
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That probably needs a public vote thread. :lol1:
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I don't want my ass touched.
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I don't want my ass touched.
*touches Ducky's butt* :zoinks:
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*touches Ducky's butt again* :zoinks:
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Stop it. She's going to report you.
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I have a way with cops. :zoinks:
*touches odeon's butt*
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OMG, the gopher is assaulting me.
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Sexual assault. :zoinks:
*touches odeon's butt again*
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:odeon:
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Sexual assault. :zoinks:
*touches odeon's butt again*
I farted. :zoinks:
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:odeon:
NO U!! :zoinks:
I still love you, Genesis. :eyelash:
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Sexual assault. :zoinks:
*touches odeon's butt again*
I farted. :zoinks:
Me too. :zoinks:
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:odeon:
NO U!! :zoinks:
I still love you, Genesis. :eyelash:
:GA:
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:odeon:
NO U!! :zoinks:
I still love you, Genesis. :eyelash:
:GA:
:hide:
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:odeon:
NO U!! :zoinks:
I still love you, Genesis. :eyelash:
:GA:
:hide:
:headhurts: Oh the humanity!!!!
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I today's climate, yes.
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*touches Pappy's butt* :zoinks:
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If you've got both hands on their shoulders at the time then it just might be.
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If you've got both hands on their shoulders at the time then it just might be.
There was this guy in school who used to press his crotch up against my bum in the crowds at the lockers between classes, but I never said anything to him about it because I liked it. :zoinks:
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When I was in grade school, the only rodent I molested lost its tail.
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Is it still stuck in your ass?? :zoinks:
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It just seemed to spin so well
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If you've got both hands on their shoulders at the time then it just might be.
There was this guy in school who used to press his crotch up against my bum in the crowds at the lockers between classes, but I never said anything to him about it because I liked it. :zoinks:
LOL
I'm glad you liked it. There's not much scarier than a pissed-off gopher
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/072011/killer_hamster.jpg)
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:lol1: :plus: Sorry, I can't really plus you.
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:lol1: :plus: Sorry, I can't really plus you.
That's okay. Just remember, when you go postal, that I've always been on your side.
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Better rethink the design on that one. A murine knife? thats going to both be really squelchy in a horrible kind of way, give out one last awful squeak, drive little tiny mouse bone fragments into your hand, that are almost certain to be laden with some sort of horrible infectious disease and spray mouse intestines backwards, all over the wielder. The consequences of an overhand stab would be, as a result, probably getting a stream of mouse/rat crap and instantly everted intestinal tract hitting you in the mouth and eyes in a disease-ridden, repulsively squelchtastic and slobbery, slimy not-quite-string-of-sausages-but-closer-than-you-want-to-even-think-about spray of rat guts sort of way.
I accidentally stepped on a dead rat once when I was younger, wearing heavy boots...and whilst I didn't check the heel of my newrocks for rat bone shrapnel, I both saw and heard the 'sphhhilcccnhhkkerrngnghhrrrhhpfftthttttrr' of a dead rat's intestinal canal plus various assorted internal organs coming squirting out of its ratty little anus and landing in a ropey, slimy, pallid, blueish-veiny stranded heap like a string of sausages might if it were whirled round one's head with a weight at one end then thrown. Only out of a deceased rodent's chocolate starfish.
Not a sight one forgets in a hurry. Fucking thing even squeaked. When it was already dead (before I stepped on its corpse) It didn't smell much better than it looked or sounded either.
So the handle on that gets squeezed? thats going to be a horrible mess, much of it pointed right back at the wielder of the rat-shiv.
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So the handle on that gets squeezed?
No. It's not your knife, it's mine. :lol1:
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I think I sexually assaulted a man last night. I told him he looked like Ben Affleck. I guess it was okay because he was pleased.
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Did you touch his bum? :heisenberg:
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I think I sexually assaulted a man last night. I told him he looked like Ben Affleck. I guess it was okay because he was pleased.
Which Ben Affleck though.... The Ben Affleck before he was famous, or the Ben Affleck after he was famous?
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Bearded Ben Affleck. And no, I didn't touch him. His wife was there.
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This guy right?
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/PHQmQfugIe4YS309_LhXwg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/motleyfool.com/e01d1c7b5db6fd38667324e6369aefe3)
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No beard.
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(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/2b/3e/bc/2b3ebc5efc37f20fb9357cee1aa0e74b--grey-beards-rubber-duck.jpg)
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That's weirdly disturbing.
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But still highly arousing!
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I'd Grab your bum, Bodie, but only if you asked me nicely
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You like the white creamy stuff...that comes outta a bird's ass? :bird:
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You like the white creamy stuff...that comes outta a bird's ass? :bird:
I really don't
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It's good for your complexion. :orly:
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*touches everyone's bums*
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*wipes with handy rodent*
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Now you know why I wear so many petticoats.
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I feel... violated.
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I feel... violated.
Just wait until the Weeble finishes violating you.
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Man I need to pinch off a police officer. *folds the rodent's skin inside out and wipes again, before sewing it back onto the rodent. Sorry I think I followed through there a bit :spazz:
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Let's all share the rodent!
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Enjoy your rabies. :zoinks:
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I've turned your kind inside out!
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(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/funny-pictures-hamster-toilet-paper-roll.jpg)
Hide Gary Gopher. Hide.
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That's just wrong.
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Yeah, agreed. You need a stick mounted on the outside, as well as a fuse at the back. Without the stick, the trajectory would be all wrong and it would just shoot off and go flying round in random circles all over the show before exploding in a shower of incandescent stars and gopher-guts :P
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Gee, and I thought duct tape was the usual answer.
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Well one could wrap the rodent-rocket in duct tape once finished packing the propellant charge, fuse, and any warhead inside. That could help provide some additional resistance if using something like a flashpowder charge and make the rodent-rocket go off with a louder 'bang!' once launched.
Its one...small...step...for a gopher.
One ...giant.... leap..for gopher kind
We shall get a gopher to the moon, or it'll die for our trying :D
Bet me and Lit could have some fun working on that one as a weekend project xD
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In the moon. Not to.
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I've turned your kind inside out!
That's how to get the biggest rabies. :zoinks:
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/funny-pictures-hamster-toilet-paper-roll.jpg)
Hide Gary Gopher. Hide.
:lol1: :plus:
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I sure wouldn't want puny rabies!
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Gee, and I thought duct tape was the usual answer.
It is. Exceptions confirm the rule.