Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?

["couldbecousin"]

  Quite obviously not at urinals, but I should think a 54-year-old man would have mastered it by now. 

[RageBeoulve]

There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat).  I still have no idea what it meant.

Really? Try posting that ^^^ @ Answers.com and maybe a Nobel Laureate can figure it out for you. 

Genesis stop pretending to be so fucking stupid. You aren't fooling anyone.

lol! You caught me!!! lol! I found her just recently... she got skinny... The joy of facebook, creepy yet interesting.

lol! You caught me!!! lol!

Dude. You always say that, yet you continue the charade. Why do you keep doing this?

[El-Presidente]

[El-Presidente]

There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat).  I still have no idea what it meant.

Really? Try posting that ^^^ @ Answers.com and maybe a Nobel Laureate can figure it out for you. 

Genesis stop pretending to be so fucking stupid. You aren't fooling anyone.

lol! You caught me!!! lol! I found her just recently... she got skinny... The joy of facebook, creepy yet interesting.

lol! You caught me!!! lol!

Dude. You always say that, yet you continue the charade. Why do you keep doing this?

Yes Genesis, why must you pretend to be so utterly gormless? I know you aren't an idiot. Have some pride in yourself and stop dumbing yourself down. It isn't entertaining, just annoying. Rage and I will redouble our efforts to make a man of you.

[P7PSP]

I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled.  But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned.  Does this ever happen to you Genesis?

["couldbecousin"]

I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled.  But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned.

  When was that, last week? 

[P7PSP]

I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled.  But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned.

  When was that, last week? 

Butt out hobbit.

["couldbecousin"]

I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled.  But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned.

  When was that, last week? 

Butt out hobbit.

  If you don't want your posts commented upon, make them via PM. 

[P7PSP]

I used to really enjoy putting my hand on the stove. Except sometimes it hurt to do so. I was puzzled.  But then my older brother pointed out that when the round things on the top of the stove are red colored is when my hand would be burned.

  When was that, last week? 

Butt out hobbit.

  If you don't want your posts commented upon, make them via PM. 

["couldbecousin"]

  You can do better than  .  Use your words. 

[P7PSP]

Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
When I channel Genesis
It fucks my synapses
And puts me in a bind 

["couldbecousin"]

Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
When I channel Genesis
It fucks my synapses
And puts me in a bind 

  In more important news, I have passed the 41,000-post mark.   

[P7PSP]

Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
When I channel Genesis
It fucks my synapses
And puts me in a bind 

  In more important news, I have passed the 41,000-post mark.   

Your postwhoring is as predictable as ants swarming a candy bar. My gracing the world with clever poetry happens only on rare occasions. 

[RageBeoulve]

In other other news, OMG WE'RE ALL DEAD LOOK AT ALL THE RADIATION STUFF ON THIS MAP CHRISTOPHER GREEN SHOWED ME ON AMTV! MY BACK HURTS. FUKISHIMA





Internets to anyone who laughs at this because of a hilarious aspect of the map.

[P7PSP]

In other other news, OMG WE'RE ALL DEAD LOOK AT ALL THE RADIATION STUFF ON THIS MAP CHRISTOPHER GREEN SHOWED ME ON AMTV! MY BACK HURTS. FUKISHIMA





Internets to anyone who laughs at this because of a hilarious aspect of the map.

Interesting.  In the interest of fairness I attacked you elsewhere. Please RSVP.