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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #75 on: January 29, 2014, 10:24:24 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on January 29, 2014, 10:21:54 PM
long story...

Of course.  :zoinks:

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #76 on: January 29, 2014, 10:26:44 PM »
I really need to "organize" my thoughts a bit better. -_-
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #77 on: January 29, 2014, 10:27:50 PM »
Don't worry about them, Genesis. I still love you.  :-*


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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #78 on: January 30, 2014, 12:29:57 AM »
I would like to touch bodie's bum (with her permission of course). Bodie is an attractive lady with a nice bum. That is all.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #79 on: January 30, 2014, 12:54:10 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:31:28 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:27:59 PM
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Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 02:44:28 PM
As long as it happened before their bum got too fat.  :zoinks:


Divisible by 3.  :hyke:

  Bums are not divisble by 3.  Not on this planet, anyway.  :zoinks:

PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:

  My interpretation is funnier.  :P
No. It is not.  :thumbdn:

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #80 on: January 30, 2014, 12:56:50 AM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:55:29 PM
  You just pissed all over your own post.  :clap:
So? It is my post.  :P

It's not even international fetish day. :P
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #81 on: January 30, 2014, 01:25:11 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on January 29, 2014, 10:21:54 PM
long story...

  Do tell.  We are spazzes, we have nowhere to go.  :tard:  :autism:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #82 on: January 30, 2014, 01:43:51 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 30, 2014, 12:56:50 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:55:29 PM
  You just pissed all over your own post.  :clap:
So? It is my post.  :P

It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #83 on: January 30, 2014, 01:46:14 AM »
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Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:55:29 PM
  You just pissed all over your own post.  :clap:
So? It is my post.  :P

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #84 on: January 30, 2014, 05:02:32 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 30, 2014, 01:46:14 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 30, 2014, 01:43:51 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 30, 2014, 12:56:50 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:55:29 PM
  You just pissed all over your own post.  :clap:
So? It is my post.  :P

It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.

  You've been peeing for 54 years.  If you haven't got it right by now, you never will.  :M :P

As if you'd know.  :hahaha:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #85 on: January 30, 2014, 07:09:07 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 28, 2014, 07:57:15 PM
  MY bum is guarded round the clock against bum-touchers.   


   :police: :police: :police: :cbc: :police: :police: :police:   


   Just so everybody knows.
I know someone who claims her father hired people to do that for him when he was in prison.   :orly:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #86 on: January 30, 2014, 08:40:29 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 30, 2014, 05:02:32 AM
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Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:55:29 PM
  You just pissed all over your own post.  :clap:
So? It is my post.  :P

It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.

  You've been peeing for 54 years.  If you haven't got it right by now, you never will.  :M :P

As if you'd know.  :hahaha:

  I myself am only 47, and have been peeing brilliantly the whole time.  :M
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #87 on: January 30, 2014, 09:19:08 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 30, 2014, 08:40:29 AM
  I myself am only 47, and have been peeing brilliantly the whole time.  :M
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #88 on: January 30, 2014, 11:07:41 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 30, 2014, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 30, 2014, 05:02:32 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 30, 2014, 01:46:14 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 30, 2014, 01:43:51 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 30, 2014, 12:56:50 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:55:29 PM
  You just pissed all over your own post.  :clap:
So? It is my post.  :P

It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.

  You've been peeing for 54 years.  If you haven't got it right by now, you never will.  :M :P

As if you'd know.  :hahaha:

  I myself am only 47, and have been peeing brilliantly the whole time.  :M

At urinals? :P
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #89 on: January 30, 2014, 11:10:50 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 30, 2014, 11:07:41 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 30, 2014, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 30, 2014, 05:02:32 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 30, 2014, 01:46:14 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 30, 2014, 01:43:51 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 30, 2014, 12:56:50 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:55:29 PM
  You just pissed all over your own post.  :clap:
So? It is my post.  :P

It's not even international fetish day. :P
I'm practicing for next year.

  You've been peeing for 54 years.  If you haven't got it right by now, you never will.  :M :P

As if you'd know.  :hahaha:

  I myself am only 47, and have been peeing brilliantly the whole time.  :M

At urinals? :P
:lol1: Checkmate on the Weeble.
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