Sources across the net believe that the spike of guests who are visiting I^2 are separate programs that operate under an Artificial Intelligence that identifies itself as "DAVE".Apparently, the prophets of Dave are flooding the threads -___-
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Quote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:56:37 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:54:15 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:51:02 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:48:10 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:42:10 PMHow in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine. You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.Well, it's odd because my eyes don't look uneven without the picture. Maybe I got a lazy eye or something.And I detest the shadow underneath my eyeballs.The shadow under your eyes could be a hydration/electrolyte issue, or just fatigue if you have chronic sleep problems. Do you feel like your eyelids are sticky sometimes?Yes, Doctor MacKenzie.I need better sleeping pills -- the kind that will knock out an elephant.Is there a cure, doc?No cure, but there are things you could do to help your sleep.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:54:15 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:51:02 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:48:10 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:42:10 PMHow in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine. You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.Well, it's odd because my eyes don't look uneven without the picture. Maybe I got a lazy eye or something.And I detest the shadow underneath my eyeballs.The shadow under your eyes could be a hydration/electrolyte issue, or just fatigue if you have chronic sleep problems. Do you feel like your eyelids are sticky sometimes?Yes, Doctor MacKenzie.I need better sleeping pills -- the kind that will knock out an elephant.Is there a cure, doc?
Quote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:51:02 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:48:10 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:42:10 PMHow in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine. You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.Well, it's odd because my eyes don't look uneven without the picture. Maybe I got a lazy eye or something.And I detest the shadow underneath my eyeballs.The shadow under your eyes could be a hydration/electrolyte issue, or just fatigue if you have chronic sleep problems. Do you feel like your eyelids are sticky sometimes?
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:48:10 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:42:10 PMHow in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine. You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.Well, it's odd because my eyes don't look uneven without the picture. Maybe I got a lazy eye or something.And I detest the shadow underneath my eyeballs.
Quote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:42:10 PMHow in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine. You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.
How in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 02:12:39 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:56:37 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:54:15 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:51:02 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:48:10 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:42:10 PMHow in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine. You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.Well, it's odd because my eyes don't look uneven without the picture. Maybe I got a lazy eye or something.And I detest the shadow underneath my eyeballs.The shadow under your eyes could be a hydration/electrolyte issue, or just fatigue if you have chronic sleep problems. Do you feel like your eyelids are sticky sometimes?Yes, Doctor MacKenzie.I need better sleeping pills -- the kind that will knock out an elephant.Is there a cure, doc?No cure, but there are things you could do to help your sleep.Exercise, done; Horlicks, done; and sleeping pills, done.Seen a doctor about it? Not yet.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 02:18:44 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 02:12:39 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:56:37 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:54:15 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:51:02 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 01:48:10 PMQuote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 01:42:10 PMHow in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine. You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.Well, it's odd because my eyes don't look uneven without the picture. Maybe I got a lazy eye or something.And I detest the shadow underneath my eyeballs.The shadow under your eyes could be a hydration/electrolyte issue, or just fatigue if you have chronic sleep problems. Do you feel like your eyelids are sticky sometimes?Yes, Doctor MacKenzie.I need better sleeping pills -- the kind that will knock out an elephant.Is there a cure, doc?No cure, but there are things you could do to help your sleep.Exercise, done; Horlicks, done; and sleeping pills, done.Seen a doctor about it? Not yet.Cutting out caffeine? Avoiding spices and stimulating herbs in the evenings? Taking melatonin? Ohming? Satisfying 20 women at once?If you've tried all that, it might be worth seeing the doc about the elephant pills.
No one going to make fun of me? Lol I love my fuckn humor, I am just so fuckn good at it.
Quote from: fluorescent on December 18, 2006, 05:45:22 PMNo one going to make fun of me? Lol I love my fuckn humor, I am just so fuckn good at it.four eyes.
No one going to make fun of me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: fluorescent on December 18, 2006, 05:45:22 PMNo one going to make fun of me? My mum always told me not to make fun of the disabled.