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Did You Shave Today?
« on: January 22, 2014, 02:22:06 PM »
I did.

The perfect postwhoring thread for men. :zoinks:
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2014, 02:26:21 PM »
I did not shave today, I think, or did I?
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2014, 02:27:05 PM »
I did shave, this morning, some parts of the bovine are smooth.
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2014, 02:27:18 PM »
I can't ask the obvious question since this is a family-oriented site.
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2014, 02:30:03 PM »
Indeed.

I have to disappoint you too. All the shaved parts would be no problem on a summer-themed family oriented site.
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2014, 03:38:51 PM »
Of course not I hate shaving
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2014, 08:13:23 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 22, 2014, 02:30:03 PM
Indeed.

I have to disappoint you too. All the shaved parts would be no problem on a summer-themed family oriented site.

So you're telling us that the NSFW parts are unshaved. :trollface: :trollface:
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2014, 08:23:22 PM »
I did not shave. Have not shave for 2 weeks
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2014, 08:27:28 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 22, 2014, 02:27:05 PM
I did shave, this morning, some parts of the bovine are smooth.

DID YOU SHAVE AROUND THE FOLDS OF YOUR FUCKING PUSSY, HYKES?
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2014, 09:32:13 PM »


I have not shaved for twenty seven years.

I feel certain that I have whiskers that are older than more than a third of this place's posters.

YES.  I trim my self, but as far as shaving ... FUCK THAT!!

(OK, I trim the edges and keep myself looking like a bit shy of a Neanderthal - I shave my neck to preserve a chance of seeming intelligent, but I do not want to give too much all away at once. I feel that seeming a bit unintelligent, fuzzy and slow gives me an advantage over most. I often exploit this advantage by looking so damn redneck or just simply "not right."
Little do those who try to demean me know that I am thirty or a hundred times smarter than they are.  LOL!)
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2014, 09:55:50 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 22, 2014, 02:27:18 PM
I can't ask the obvious question since this is a family-oriented site.
Since I am NOT a part of the family, I can ask.


Well, tell us, did you shave or are you waiting for me to help you do so for the both of us?

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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2014, 09:58:53 PM »
Right now, after having another four inches of snow today, the city is shaving the streets.

GAWD, what a horrible sound it makes.
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2014, 10:45:55 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 22, 2014, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 22, 2014, 02:27:18 PM
I can't ask the obvious question since this is a family-oriented site.
Since I am NOT a part of the family, I can ask.


Well, tell us, did you shave or are you waiting for me to help you do so for the both of us?

 :autism:

Hyke's shaving seems to be a popular topic of discussion. :P
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2014, 11:27:32 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 22, 2014, 10:45:55 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 22, 2014, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 22, 2014, 02:27:18 PM
I can't ask the obvious question since this is a family-oriented site.
Since I am NOT a part of the family, I can ask.


Well, tell us, did you shave or are you waiting for me to help you do so for the both of us?

 :autism:

Hyke's shaving seems to be a popular topic of discussion. :P

It's why the subject line makes for a great thread. :zoinks:
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Re: Did You Shave Today?
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2014, 11:46:10 PM »
Speaking of shaving, don't you just hate it when there's a lone bristle left on your chin after shaving?
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