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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #480 on: June 03, 2014, 11:43:22 AM »
I'm going to be fatty fat and need two seats on the plane. :M

Only two? You're aiming low. :orly:

You need to reach for the skies.  :autism:

Or the fast food. :zoinks:
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #481 on: June 03, 2014, 02:22:00 PM »
I'm going to be fatty fat and need two seats on the plane. :M

Only two? You're aiming low. :orly:

You need to reach for the skies.  :autism:

Or the fast food. :zoinks:

Or the insulin.  :tard:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #482 on: June 03, 2014, 04:03:58 PM »
I'm going to be fatty fat and need two seats on the plane. :M

Only two? You're aiming low. :orly:

You need to reach for the skies.  :autism:

Or the fast food. :zoinks:

Or the insulin.  :tard:

Or the ammunition. :tooledup:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #483 on: June 03, 2014, 05:22:31 PM »
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #484 on: June 03, 2014, 10:10:41 PM »
I'm going to be fatty fat and need two seats on the plane. :M

Only two? You're aiming low. :orly:

I'm only going to be there a week. :M
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #485 on: June 03, 2014, 11:49:57 PM »
I'm going to be fatty fat and need two seats on the plane. :M

Only two? You're aiming low. :orly:

I'm only going to be there a week. :M

  If you eat right  :halitosis:   a week is all it takes!
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #486 on: June 04, 2014, 07:26:11 AM »
I'm going to be fatty fat and need two seats on the plane. :M

Only two? You're aiming low. :orly:

I'm only going to be there a week. :M

  If you eat right  :halitosis:   a week is all it takes!

:indeed: :arrr:

If you do it right, you'll have to roll yourself back onto the plane. :orly:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #487 on: June 04, 2014, 10:12:41 AM »
I'm going to be fatty fat and need two seats on the plane. :M

Only two? You're aiming low. :orly:

I'm only going to be there a week. :M

  If you eat right  :halitosis:   a week is all it takes!

:indeed: :arrr:

If you do it right, you'll have to roll yourself back onto the plane. :orly:

There are transportation tracks, for those with difficulties to walk or see.  :nerdy:
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #488 on: June 04, 2014, 04:29:13 PM »
I'm going to be fatty fat and need two seats on the plane. :M

Only two? You're aiming low. :orly:

I'm only going to be there a week. :M

  If you eat right  :halitosis:   a week is all it takes!

:indeed: :arrr:

If you do it right, you'll have to roll yourself back onto the plane. :orly:

There are transportation tracks, for those with difficulties to walk or see.  :nerdy:

We have scooters. :arrr:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #489 on: June 04, 2014, 11:07:03 PM »
I guess that's why there are jumbo jets. :P

Which reminds me, I have to book the tickets.
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #490 on: June 04, 2014, 11:35:58 PM »
I guess that's why there are jumbo jets. :P

Which reminds me, I have to book the tickets.

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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #491 on: June 06, 2014, 03:09:21 AM »
Damn. Still haven't booked them.
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #492 on: June 06, 2014, 06:24:23 AM »
Damn. Still haven't booked them.

Be sure that you book them to the right Washington. :plane:
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #493 on: June 06, 2014, 08:01:54 AM »
Damn. Still haven't booked them.

Be sure that you book them to the right Washington. :plane:

I think I can manage that.
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #494 on: June 11, 2014, 04:42:31 AM »
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.