What names have you been called today and why?

[TheoK]

"So you think so. You are a fucking fascist swine!"

A response that I recieved after declaring that Western culture is superior to Sharia law 

[AspieMomma]

Today I have been called "Mommy."

They must not have wanted anything from me.  When they're trying to play me they address me as: "Oh sweet beautiful Mommy!" 

["couldbecousin"]

Today I have been called "Mommy."

They must not have wanted anything from me.  When they're trying to play me they address me as: "Oh sweet beautiful Mommy!"

  Awww your kids sound adorable.  I'll bet their sweet-talking makes you smile. 

["couldbecousin"]

  I have been called my own name by my work friend whom I called earlier. 

[TheoK]

  I have been called my own name by my work friend whom I called earlier. 

 

["couldbecousin"]

  I have been called my own name by my work friend whom I called earlier. 

 

  Remember Dunc's Law.  You just started this thread, don't force it to be closed. 

[Parts]

In college they gave me the nickname Sluggo because they said I had no bones, like a slug, due to my ability to get into very small spaces, flexibility and not getting hurt falling down two flights of cement corm stairs.
As for bad names they're have been so many I can't keep track most have to do with my stubbornness or speaking my mind

[Gopher Gary]

They call me Big P.

[Semicolon]

  I have been called my own name by my work friend whom I called earlier. 

 

  Remember Dunc's Law.  You just started this thread, don't force it to be closed. 

You can't invoke Dunc's Law. You don't have autism.

[Queen Victoria]

Dad used to call me Snicklefritz (a German Elf)

["couldbecousin"]

  I have been called my own name by my work friend whom I called earlier. 

 

  Remember Dunc's Law.  You just started this thread, don't force it to be closed. 

You can't invoke Dunc's Law. You don't have autism.

  You just did something sneaky there, didn't you?  Damn.  Now I have to think. 

["couldbecousin"]

In college they gave me the nickname Sluggo because they said I had no bones, like a slug, due to my ability to get into very small spaces, flexibility and not getting hurt falling down two flights of cement corm stairs.
As for bad names they're have been so many I can't keep track most have to do with my stubbornness or speaking my mind

  Interesting about the slug traits ... have you ever broken a bone?  Are you hypermobile? 

["couldbecousin"]

Dad used to call me Snicklefritz (a German Elf)

  And you're still elf-sized today!  All 4'11" of you! 

[TheoK]

Elfi Germanici fortes sunt! 

["couldbecousin"]

  I have been called  "cute"  by people at work. Must be my wobbly good cheer!