A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Cool, about 14oC, but good.We've had had rain the past few days. Got 27 mm of water in April and May by now. Strawberries doubled in size, and the first ones are turning red.*makes spare bed for CBC, who'll want to come and fight with my daughters over the first strawberries.*
Rain, rain, rain, more rain.A little down the road, thankfully it slid over the weekend and not when the school buses were coming through in the morning.Estimated clean-up time is 3 weeks.