There was a massive dust storm today. The sky grew dark and cloudy, the air became brown.
Walking home from the train station after having been at uni, I saw a big fuck-off pine tree that was blown completely across the road a few streets away.
When I got home, mum was out the front with the garden tap on full powah (alarming, as we are a drought-stricken, water conscious nation).
The water wash gushing out brown. Apparently the tree that fell down a few blocks away fucked up the mains water. Our drinking water was contaminated with shit (i dunno exactly, maybe not excrement).