A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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As warm as 34.5°C? That's how warm it is here.
Quote from: renaeden on February 18, 2017, 01:31:57 AMAs warm as 34.5°C? That's how warm it is here.I think in Fahrenheit, so I don't know how warm 34.5C is, but it's going to be mid-to-high 40sF here.
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on February 18, 2017, 02:25:15 AMQuote from: renaeden on February 18, 2017, 01:31:57 AMAs warm as 34.5°C? That's how warm it is here.I think in Fahrenheit, so I don't know how warm 34.5C is, but it's going to be mid-to-high 40sF here. It is about 94F.
So far we have had a pretty mild summer. Only a few really hot days and no heatwaves. Supposed to get a cool change next week with a bit of rain. We have already had record rain this month.
Liked the dolphins but not the song.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Today is a day for falling icicles. Every so often I hear a loud thump or a crash from outside, and it's another one hitting the sidewalk. Our back balcony has a long row of majestic ones hanging like swords of Damocles above the downstairs neighbour's corrugated back porch roof. I think he's gone for the day. I hope he doesn't come home to holes punched neatly in his ceiling.
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2017, 04:35:00 PMToday is a day for falling icicles. Every so often I hear a loud thump or a crash from outside, and it's another one hitting the sidewalk. Our back balcony has a long row of majestic ones hanging like swords of Damocles above the downstairs neighbour's corrugated back porch roof. I think he's gone for the day. I hope he doesn't come home to holes punched neatly in his ceiling.When I was a kid, I used to love the giant icicles that formed on the bluffs where I lived. One day my parents were out for a drive, and my dad decided to bring one home for me. Mom said she was furious because it was such a dangerous thing to do just to get a stupid icicle, and while he was tugging on it she just knew they would all shower down and impale him to death. He put it diagonally in his truck bed and it still stuck out a couple of feet, so it was probably about ten feet long. It was one of the most awesome presents I've ever gotten.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Gopher Gary on February 18, 2017, 06:22:59 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2017, 04:35:00 PMToday is a day for falling icicles. Every so often I hear a loud thump or a crash from outside, and it's another one hitting the sidewalk. Our back balcony has a long row of majestic ones hanging like swords of Damocles above the downstairs neighbour's corrugated back porch roof. I think he's gone for the day. I hope he doesn't come home to holes punched neatly in his ceiling.When I was a kid, I used to love the giant icicles that formed on the bluffs where I lived. One day my parents were out for a drive, and my dad decided to bring one home for me. Mom said she was furious because it was such a dangerous thing to do just to get a stupid icicle, and while he was tugging on it she just knew they would all shower down and impale him to death. He put it diagonally in his truck bed and it still stuck out a couple of feet, so it was probably about ten feet long. It was one of the most awesome presents I've ever gotten. Your dad was badass! Where did you keep the icicle?