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Offline bodie

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If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« on: July 03, 2013, 06:17:37 PM »
I would treat myself to a bigger pair of titties

 :bounce:

and maybe a nose job
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 06:23:04 PM »
Quote from: bodie on July 03, 2013, 06:17:37 PM
I would treat myself to a bigger pair of titties

 :bounce:

and maybe a nose job

We haven't seen your current :bounce:. How can we comment? :dunno:

Or did you post noodz while I was away? :orly:
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 06:26:49 PM »
I did post them, actually.   :viking:
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 06:27:39 PM »
Honestly, I don't know.  I feel torn.  It is just a body after all, who cares?  Why not look great?  I just can't shake the nagging guilt that I'd feel somehow less authentic.  I don't know.  I'm sure I'm over-thinking it. 

Alright, so as not to be a thread-killer, I'll assume that I've gotten over my silly guilt and go with: Nose, boobs, tummy tuck. But not enormous boobs, I don't want a chronic backache.  Only slightly enormous.   :zoinks:
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 06:30:03 PM »
Quote from: bodie on July 03, 2013, 06:26:49 PM
I did post them, actually.   :viking:

I don't see anything wrong with your nose.

Posting noodz is :viking:. Has CBC posted noodz yet? :toporly:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 06:31:16 PM »
Starts counting dollars to contribute to the girls wanted surgeries

Only in the interest of science  and good health

of course
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 06:33:19 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 03, 2013, 06:30:03 PM
Quote from: bodie on July 03, 2013, 06:26:49 PM
I did post them, actually.   :viking:

I don't see anything wrong with your nose.

Posting noodz is :viking:. Has CBC posted noodz yet? :toporly:
You need to post your nudes

Maybe quit asking people for theirs

until you show yourself
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2013, 06:38:54 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 03, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 03, 2013, 06:30:03 PM
Quote from: bodie on July 03, 2013, 06:26:49 PM
I did post them, actually.   :viking:

I don't see anything wrong with your nose.

Posting noodz is :viking:. Has CBC posted noodz yet? :toporly:
You need to post your nudes

Maybe quit asking people for theirs

until you show yourself

When did I start? :orly:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2013, 06:40:38 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 03, 2013, 06:38:54 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 03, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 03, 2013, 06:30:03 PM
Quote from: bodie on July 03, 2013, 06:26:49 PM
I did post them, actually.   :viking:

I don't see anything wrong with your nose.

Posting noodz is :viking:. Has CBC posted noodz yet? :toporly:
You need to post your nudes

Maybe quit asking people for theirs

until you show yourself

When did I start? :orly:
we aint stupid, dumbass
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2013, 06:41:07 PM »
Penis enlargement.
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2013, 06:42:33 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 03, 2013, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 03, 2013, 06:38:54 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 03, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 03, 2013, 06:30:03 PM
Quote from: bodie on July 03, 2013, 06:26:49 PM
I did post them, actually.   :viking:

I don't see anything wrong with your nose.

Posting noodz is :viking:. Has CBC posted noodz yet? :toporly:
You need to post your nudes

Maybe quit asking people for theirs

until you show yourself

When did I start? :orly:
we aint stupid, dumbass

Did I say you were?
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2013, 06:43:40 PM »
Quote from: McWorker on July 03, 2013, 06:41:07 PM
Penis enlargement.
Really?

I was thinking of downsizing :autism:
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2013, 06:44:16 PM »
Oh, height implants!  They don't do it in the U.S., but I think they do it is Russia and China.  They break the bones in your arms and legs, stretch them apart with braces, and the bone heals up longer. 

Can I sleep through the healing process?  It sounds incredibly painful.
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2013, 06:46:44 PM »
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, so that's what I look like.
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Re: If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2013, 06:46:54 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 03, 2013, 06:30:03 PM
Quote from: bodie on July 03, 2013, 06:26:49 PM
I did post them, actually.   :viking:

I don't see anything wrong with your nose.

Posting noodz is :viking:. Has CBC posted noodz yet? :toporly:

My nose is like fucking Concorde, and it has been broken a couple of times.  I always wanted a cute little button nose.  :'(

cbc has been corrupted by the Catholic Church and will only show her boobies to Father McFrazzleshat during mass on Sundays.   :laugh:
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