People on intensity you wanna fuck.

[McGiver]

I know. 

reeks of desperation.  most women find that off putting.  you should work on that.


remember (and i know the women will object to this) women want, what they usually cannot have.

Oh, fine.  yes, I admit it.  What I most dearly want, crave, and lie awake some nights thinking about, I know I can never have: a perfect body that somehow transforms a diet of excessive amounts of junk food, topping 10,000 calories a day, into perfect skin, boundless energy, long, thick, lucious hair that grows two inces a month on my head and never on my legs, a size-zero waist and size-C breasts that are so fucking perky that even I resent their optimism.  HAPPY? 

did a flea crawl into your arse or something?

we were having some male bonding....

[Litigious]

Exactly. That shouldn't be interrupted by bitches women. 

[El]

I know. 

reeks of desperation.  most women find that off putting.  you should work on that.


remember (and i know the women will object to this) women want, what they usually cannot have.

Oh, fine.  yes, I admit it.  What I most dearly want, crave, and lie awake some nights thinking about, I know I can never have: a perfect body that somehow transforms a diet of excessive amounts of junk food, topping 10,000 calories a day, into perfect skin, boundless energy, long, thick, lucious hair that grows two inces a month on my head and never on my legs, a size-zero waist and size-C breasts that are so fucking perky that even I resent their optimism.  HAPPY? 

did a flea crawl into your arse or something?

we were having some male bonding....

Sorry, I thought this was a free-for-all forum where anyone can post, even if they aren't members of intensity.  I ddin't know it was suddenly a boys-only no-girls-allowed treehouse with the rope ladder pulled up.  

[McGiver]

I know. 

reeks of desperation.  most women find that off putting.  you should work on that.


remember (and i know the women will object to this) women want, what they usually cannot have.

Oh, fine.  yes, I admit it.  What I most dearly want, crave, and lie awake some nights thinking about, I know I can never have: a perfect body that somehow transforms a diet of excessive amounts of junk food, topping 10,000 calories a day, into perfect skin, boundless energy, long, thick, lucious hair that grows two inces a month on my head and never on my legs, a size-zero waist and size-C breasts that are so fucking perky that even I resent their optimism.  HAPPY? 

did a flea crawl into your arse or something?

we were having some male bonding....

Sorry, I thought this was a free-for-all forum where anyone can post, even if they aren't members of intensity.  I ddin't know it was suddenly a boys-only no-girls-allowed treehouse with the rope ladder pulled up.  

touche, mon amie!


would you like to join the boy scouts of america, next.  seeing as how you crashed our he-man woman haters club.

[El]

would you like to join the boy scouts of america, next.  seeing as how you crashed our he-man woman haters club.

No.  But only because I don't like the outdoors.  I do have a female friend who tried to join the boy scouts, though.  (She didn't get in.  )

[McGiver]

would you like to join the boy scouts of america, next.  seeing as how you crashed our he-man woman haters club.

No.  But only because I don't like the outdoors.  I do have a female friend who tried to join the boy scouts, though.  (She didn't get in.  )

i don't see why she wouldn't.

[ozymandias]

This male bondage stuff is beyond me.....

[El]

This male bondage stuff is beyond me.....

Hmm.. a new thread idea:  males on intensity you'd like to tie up and do stuff to

[ozymandias]

Go for it!

[QuirkyCarla]

Tie them up, and steal their wallet. 

[El]

Tie them up, and steal their wallet. 

Aww, come on!  Let's get creative with these scenarios.  Tie them up, take their wallet, use their credit cards to buy three dozen inflatable sheep, six bottles of K-Y, and every Brittany Spears album, single, and techno remix ever made, and have them all delivered to them at their place of work.  Then put the credit cards back in the wallet and hypnotize them to forget what happened, and to become extremely sexually aroused whenever they hear the phrase, "oh baby, baby."

[QuirkyCarla]

[ozymandias]

Damn, you ARE a CRAZY BITCH!

[odeon]

It's weird. It was payday just the other day  but all my money's gone. Lucky I feel so... HOT.

[Litigious]

It's spring outside.