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Offline McGiver

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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #135 on: March 27, 2007, 04:55:05 PM »
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Quote from: Litigious on March 27, 2007, 02:43:43 PM
I know.  :-[
reeks of desperation.  most women find that off putting.  you should work on that.


remember (and i know the women will object to this) women want, what they usually cannot have.

Oh, fine.  yes, I admit it.  What I most dearly want, crave, and lie awake some nights thinking about, I know I can never have: a perfect body that somehow transforms a diet of excessive amounts of junk food, topping 10,000 calories a day, into perfect skin, boundless energy, long, thick, lucious hair that grows two inces a month on my head and never on my legs, a size-zero waist and size-C breasts that are so fucking perky that even I resent their optimism.  HAPPY?  :P
did a flea crawl into your arse or something?

we were having some male bonding....
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #136 on: March 27, 2007, 04:56:59 PM »
Exactly. That shouldn't be interrupted by bitches women.  8)
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #137 on: March 27, 2007, 04:57:11 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 27, 2007, 04:55:05 PM
Quote from: A Href on March 27, 2007, 04:52:40 PM
Quote from: McJagger on March 27, 2007, 02:45:10 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 27, 2007, 02:43:43 PM
I know.  :-[
reeks of desperation.  most women find that off putting.  you should work on that.


remember (and i know the women will object to this) women want, what they usually cannot have.

Oh, fine.  yes, I admit it.  What I most dearly want, crave, and lie awake some nights thinking about, I know I can never have: a perfect body that somehow transforms a diet of excessive amounts of junk food, topping 10,000 calories a day, into perfect skin, boundless energy, long, thick, lucious hair that grows two inces a month on my head and never on my legs, a size-zero waist and size-C breasts that are so fucking perky that even I resent their optimism.  HAPPY?  :P
did a flea crawl into your arse or something?

we were having some male bonding....

Sorry, I thought this was a free-for-all forum where anyone can post, even if they aren't members of intensity.  I ddin't know it was suddenly a boys-only no-girls-allowed treehouse with the rope ladder pulled up.   ::)
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #138 on: March 27, 2007, 05:00:09 PM »
Quote from: A Href on March 27, 2007, 04:57:11 PM
Quote from: McJagger on March 27, 2007, 04:55:05 PM
Quote from: A Href on March 27, 2007, 04:52:40 PM
Quote from: McJagger on March 27, 2007, 02:45:10 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 27, 2007, 02:43:43 PM
I know.  :-[
reeks of desperation.  most women find that off putting.  you should work on that.


remember (and i know the women will object to this) women want, what they usually cannot have.

Oh, fine.  yes, I admit it.  What I most dearly want, crave, and lie awake some nights thinking about, I know I can never have: a perfect body that somehow transforms a diet of excessive amounts of junk food, topping 10,000 calories a day, into perfect skin, boundless energy, long, thick, lucious hair that grows two inces a month on my head and never on my legs, a size-zero waist and size-C breasts that are so fucking perky that even I resent their optimism.  HAPPY?  :P
did a flea crawl into your arse or something?

we were having some male bonding....

Sorry, I thought this was a free-for-all forum where anyone can post, even if they aren't members of intensity.  I ddin't know it was suddenly a boys-only no-girls-allowed treehouse with the rope ladder pulled up.   ::)
touche, mon amie!


would you like to join the boy scouts of america, next.  seeing as how you crashed our he-man woman haters club. ;)
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #139 on: March 27, 2007, 05:25:31 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 27, 2007, 05:00:09 PM
would you like to join the boy scouts of america, next.  seeing as how you crashed our he-man woman haters club. ;)

No.  But only because I don't like the outdoors.  I do have a female friend who tried to join the boy scouts, though.  (She didn't get in.  :()
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #140 on: March 27, 2007, 05:30:29 PM »
Quote from: A Href on March 27, 2007, 05:25:31 PM
Quote from: McJagger on March 27, 2007, 05:00:09 PM
would you like to join the boy scouts of america, next.  seeing as how you crashed our he-man woman haters club. ;)

No.  But only because I don't like the outdoors.  I do have a female friend who tried to join the boy scouts, though.  (She didn't get in.  :()
i don't see why she wouldn't.
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #141 on: March 27, 2007, 05:35:36 PM »
This male bondage stuff is beyond me..... :green:
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #142 on: March 27, 2007, 05:49:03 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on March 27, 2007, 05:35:36 PM
This male bondage stuff is beyond me..... :green:

Hmm.. a new thread idea:  males on intensity you'd like to tie up and do stuff to
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #143 on: March 27, 2007, 05:51:55 PM »
Go for it! :evillaugh:
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #144 on: March 27, 2007, 06:29:25 PM »
Tie them up, and steal their wallet.  ;D
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #145 on: March 27, 2007, 06:36:18 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on March 27, 2007, 06:29:25 PM
Tie them up, and steal their wallet.  ;D
Aww, come on!  Let's get creative with these scenarios.  Tie them up, take their wallet, use their credit cards to buy three dozen inflatable sheep, six bottles of K-Y, and every Brittany Spears album, single, and techno remix ever made, and have them all delivered to them at their place of work.  Then put the credit cards back in the wallet and hypnotize them to forget what happened, and to become extremely sexually aroused whenever they hear the phrase, "oh baby, baby."
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #146 on: March 27, 2007, 06:39:48 PM »
:LMAO:
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #147 on: March 27, 2007, 08:55:12 PM »
Damn, you ARE a CRAZY BITCH! :evillaugh:
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #148 on: March 28, 2007, 01:05:37 AM »
It's weird. It was payday just the other day  but all my money's gone. Lucky I feel so... HOT. ???
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Re: People on intensity you wanna fuck.
« Reply #149 on: March 28, 2007, 05:15:38 AM »
It's spring outside.  :)
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