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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #105 on: June 26, 2013, 08:39:21 PM »
didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:

Understandable.  Lovely teeth.
Teeth?
Probably uses whitestrips.  Definitely had some orthodontic work done.
More work than orthodontic done for her
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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #106 on: June 26, 2013, 08:41:12 PM »
didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:

Understandable.  Lovely teeth.
Teeth?
Probably uses whitestrips.  Definitely had some orthodontic work done.
More work than orthodonic done for her
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LOL, yeah.  Noticed that.

Maybe she requested the doctor implant magnets as well?  It would keep the can in place.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #107 on: June 26, 2013, 08:44:33 PM »
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #108 on: June 27, 2013, 08:51:27 AM »
I've got it! 



With a little practice you could have a lot of fun with that.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #109 on: June 27, 2013, 11:00:55 AM »
Meh,

A) She's using a top to help hold the can.  I wouldn't need one.

B)  It's Bud Light
     1)  Is that really considered beer?
     2)  Bud Light doesn't weigh as much as Bud.
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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #110 on: June 27, 2013, 12:48:47 PM »
One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws....

Yep, I TOTALLY overlooked that one at the time.  :facepalm2:

I'm also 5' 1" and planning world domination.  :thumbup:

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« Reply #111 on: June 27, 2013, 01:41:24 PM »
One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws....

Yep, I TOTALLY overlooked that one at the time.  :facepalm2:

I'm also 5' 1" and planning world domination.  :thumbup:

 :zoinks: Excellent! Then we can order all shelving and storage spaces to be lowered by a foot!

*Maniacal laugh*

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #112 on: June 27, 2013, 05:05:45 PM »
One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws....

Yep, I TOTALLY overlooked that one at the time.  :facepalm2:

I'm also 5' 1" and planning world domination.  :thumbup:

 :zoinks: Excellent! Then we can order all shelving and storage spaces to be lowered by a foot!

*Maniacal laugh*

OR you could make allies of us taller folk.

Btw, I once had a dream about earth, in the days before plants, before dinosaurs. It was reddish, with a large orange sea srrounding a big continent. But there was a war; the Tall people were dominating, fair more in number, and they had more weaponry. I was tall and I had a sword, but I was sifting my way through a crowd of giants to find the short people and fight on their side.

The short people had a secret underground entrance (like a manhole), and I slipped into it. A few greeted me and led me through a tunnel to the other end, to the land where the short people lived. It was like another world entirely with green grass, colourful flowers, blue sky, and hobbit-like homes.

A question for AspieMomma (and/or Icequeen):
What is the one thing about being short that tall people seldom consider?
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #113 on: June 27, 2013, 09:09:58 PM »
^ I think you were in Munchkinland! 

We can't see on high-up surfaces.  If you put something on top of the fridge it might seem like it is in plain sight to you, but it may cause me to spend half a day tearing up the house to find an important paper. 


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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #114 on: June 27, 2013, 10:07:08 PM »
^ I think you were in Munchkinland! 

We can't see on high-up surfaces.  If you put something on top of the fridge it might seem like it is in plain sight to you, but it may cause me to spend half a day tearing up the house to find an important paper.

Noted.

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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #115 on: June 29, 2013, 02:35:05 PM »
^ I think you were in Munchkinland! 

We can't see on high-up surfaces.  If you put something on top of the fridge it might seem like it is in plain sight to you, but it may cause me to spend half a day tearing up the house to find an important paper.
:indeed:

I may be a bit taller than you are, but I do know the annoying thing of not being able to find something, because someone put it away high out of sight for me.

I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #116 on: June 29, 2013, 02:41:53 PM »
One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws....

Yep, I TOTALLY overlooked that one at the time.  :facepalm2:

I'm also 5' 1" and planning world domination.  :thumbup:

  I am 5' 2 1/4" and I will use my greater height in the service of your world domination!  :thumbup:
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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #117 on: June 29, 2013, 03:07:20 PM »
A question for AspieMomma (and/or Icequeen):
What is the one thing about being short that tall people seldom consider?

Stuff on the top shelf at the grocery store.  :zombiefuck:

You can never find a stock boy when you need one, and the looks you get from people as your knocking shit down off the top shelf using a roll of tin foil are priceless.

Classic case of the "bystander effect" in action, everyone else is taller than you...but they all look and quickly walk away.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #118 on: June 29, 2013, 03:17:19 PM »
Tall people have a longer stride so seem to walk too fast.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #119 on: June 29, 2013, 03:28:49 PM »
A question for AspieMomma (and/or Icequeen):
What is the one thing about being short that tall people seldom consider?

Stuff on the top shelf at the grocery store.  :zombiefuck:

You can never find a stock boy when you need one, and the looks you get from people as your knocking shit down off the top shelf using a roll of tin foil are priceless.

Classic case of the "bystander effect" in action, everyone else is taller than you...but they all look and quickly walk away.

  They're probably thinking how cute you look, bravely struggling to knock things down into your shopping cart!  :laugh:


  I use my umbrella to reach rolls of paper towels in the store.  We short folk need to be resourceful!  :viking:
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