I can't play Minecraft!
I saw Py's computer and mine was four years old so I bought one like hers. I also bought the warranty, so when it failed, I got another. I had a warranty on that one too and when it failed I got another. I started traveling so I got a netbook to back up the notebook. The notebook started overheating so I ditched the desktop that I wasn't using because I forgot the admin password and didn't want to keep using Linux (too many steps!), and bought another desktop.
The netbook started missing keystrokes so my father bought me another instead of giving me the money my sister who died told him to give me. That one developed screen static issues so my mother gave me another. (My sister told her to give me some of the inheritance but she decided to but ozone treatments for me and give me the netbook instead). That battery failed on that one but we were moving and the old one worked intermittenly so I didn't buy another, but it did fail after we moved. I haven't bought another because in the meantime Py bought me a notebook to replace the unreliable netbook (can't go wrong for $250 for 8G ram and backward install of W7) since we were traveling a lot (vacation weekends to Clearwater Fl and Ormond beaches) and needed a reliable portable.
A friend sent me a gift subscription so I started playing minecraft and found the video card on my desktop was insufficient to manage all the mods so I bought a new computer. But I have been too busy buying new appliances for our new two level home rental and traveling to the U.S. for Cmas (not to mention buying lots of Cmas gifts) so I haven't had time to set it up properly (and besides I hate W10, and since Linux is too hard to set up).
The result is that I can't play Minecraft because the laptop (which does have good memory and can play with some lag) is all the way upstairs in the bedroom, which means that in order to play while I am watching cartoons on cable, I would have to set up my new computer or move it, since it's taking up so much space that my recliner has to be moved to accommodate access to both. I would also have to unplug my old computer from its tiny 22 inch monitor so that the new computer was the primary input.
I suppose I should just buy another TV (don't want to move the second one) rent another cable box and have an extension put in, but that would require shopping and phone calls, and right now I am busy playing with my ton of Cmas presents.