Ask the "uppity cunt" anything

[Scrapheap]

How often do you shave your upper lip area??

[thepeaguy]

Do you plan on honoring Peegai's request?

No, I don't think so. I'm not zelda. I'm Fiona. 

How's life treating you, in general?

Same old same old. Having AS is the main thing in my llife that depresses me. My social skills are TERRIBLE. They make me very unhappy, and I also think everyones plotting against me because, lets face it, when I was younger and thought this, it actually turned out that they were.

Have you ever thought that it might not be autism that is the cause of everything that makes you unhappy, but rather the evironment from which you have developed from? I'm not trying to patronise you here, but your life and your struggles are far more complex in your mind than you believe them to be.

I don't think that there is anything wrong with your social skills; I believe that social interaction (along with your anxieties from the past)  is more of the problem.

[Peter]

Would you rather have a sweet guy who's useless in bed, or an asshole who's a demon in bed?

I'll go with the asshole. Then I can beat him up when he decides to be an asshole. (or if he's into BDSM)

Perhaps this would explain a few things about your experiences with guys?  How many assholes have you beaten up?

[DirtDawg]

Would you rather have a sweet guy who's useless in bed, or an asshole who's a demon in bed?

I'll go with the asshole. Then I can beat him up when he decides to be an asshole. (or if he's into BDSM)

Perhaps this would explain a few things about your experiences with guys?  How many assholes have you beaten up?

A few too few, perhaps. Repeating the question, with interest. How many? ... to what extent were they beaten? ... was it satisfying or does it just make you want more?

[thepeaguy]

Would you rather have a sweet guy who's useless in bed, or an asshole who's a demon in bed?

I'll go with the asshole. Then I can beat him up when he decides to be an asshole. (or if he's into BDSM)

Perhaps this would explain a few things about your experiences with guys?  How many assholes have you beaten up?

I don't get this chemistry myself.

[DirtDawg]

How the hell did we let this thread make it to the second page?

[Scrapheap]

How the hell did we let this thread make it to the second page?

Much less the 16th ?? ?? ??

[McGiver]

How the hell did we let this thread make it to the second page?

Much less the 16th ?? ?? ??

AS thingy?

[Litigious]

I love that smiley. 

[El]

I don't know how to say this, but I... I think I may be falling for you.  I think about you all the time.  Last night I had an erotic dream about you.  To read about it in more detail, please Go here.

I don't even dare ask the obvious question...

[Dexter Morgan]

Hi uppity cunt.  How do you feel when I do this?
***hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm***

[El]

Why "dental plan?"  (Sorry if this has already been explained)

[Scrapheap]

Why "dental plan?"  (Sorry if this has already been explained)

Sha had an avie of Freddy Mercury.

[DirtDawg]

Hi uppity cunt.  How do you feel when I do this?
***hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm***

Interesting. Is that the sound of a gynocologist, inspecting an "uppity cunt". I have always imagined how horrid it would be to have a "G-Man" and find out, only after you are in the stirrups, that "he" likes to hum, while he works. How would you not lose it,  completely?

[El]

Why "dental plan?"  (Sorry if this has already been explained)

Sha had an avie of Freddy Mercury.

Clear as mud.