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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #90 on: December 06, 2006, 03:36:34 PM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 06, 2006, 06:35:18 AM
Plenty of people here I would like to whack with one of my chain belts, though.

I'm game ... if you'll wear the skin tight, thigh high boots (someone suggested), a smile and nothing else.

How many whacks do I get for being male hetero?

How many for "loser" status?

How many for being a man whore?

Can I opt-in for bonus whacks for being honest?

Have you practiced your deep throat techniques or will you finish me off, after all that whacking, in your lips?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #91 on: December 06, 2006, 03:53:42 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 06, 2006, 03:36:34 PM
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 06, 2006, 06:35:18 AM
Plenty of people here I would like to whack with one of my chain belts, though.

I'm game ... if you'll wear the skin tight, thigh high boots (someone suggested), a smile and nothing else.

How many whacks do I get for being male hetero?

How many for "loser" status?

How many for being a man whore?

Can I opt-in for bonus whacks for being honest?

Have you practiced your deep throat techniques or will you finish me off, after all that whacking, in your lips?



at least you aren't confident, errr, i mean concieted.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #92 on: December 06, 2006, 04:04:11 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 06, 2006, 03:53:42 PM

at least you aren't confident, errr, i mean concieted.

One of these days I'll follow suite and post a selfpic (not my ass) and everyone will see what a big huggable, harmless teddy bear I am, and realize, immediately, that I have no reason to be conceited and every reason to be confident.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #93 on: December 06, 2006, 05:16:52 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 06, 2006, 04:04:11 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 06, 2006, 03:53:42 PM

at least you aren't confident, errr, i mean concieted.

One of these days I'll follow suite and post a selfpic (not my ass) and everyone will see what a big huggable, harmless teddy bear I am, and realize, immediately, that I have no reason to be conceited and every reason to be confident.

Yay for us bears!  :green:
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #94 on: December 06, 2006, 09:28:11 PM »
Can you descrbe what you think about both in terms of personality and physical appearence? I know this shouldn't be a problem for you but please be honest.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #95 on: December 06, 2006, 10:29:51 PM »
think about who or what?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #96 on: December 07, 2006, 01:32:00 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 06, 2006, 10:29:51 PM
think about who or what?

I didn't understand what he meant, either.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #97 on: December 07, 2006, 04:54:18 AM »
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do you orgasm each time that you masturbate?

No, I never bother to do it long enough. That's why I'm going to invest in a vibrator. Any reccomendations of what type?

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I thought Twilight Princess was also out for the GC. :/

Not in Nui Ziland.

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How many whacks do I get for being male hetero?

You get whacked with a wet tea towel because that would just be mean.

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How many for "loser" status?

5-10

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How many for being a man whore?

Until your arse bleeds

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Can I opt-in for bonus whacks for being honest?

?

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Have you practiced your deep throat techniques or will you finish me off, after all that whacking, in your lips?

I've practiced, but I would like to practice more.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #98 on: December 07, 2006, 05:18:07 AM »
vibrator:
alot of women here have recommended the jack-rabbit.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #99 on: December 07, 2006, 05:35:30 AM »
Pictures and explanation please.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #100 on: December 07, 2006, 05:37:01 AM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 07, 2006, 05:35:30 AM
Pictures and explanation please.

you did say please, but still, i am not your bitch.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #101 on: December 07, 2006, 05:40:47 AM »
but i am a nice guy:






the little part does the act of a finger, the big part does the act of a dick.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #102 on: December 07, 2006, 05:41:07 AM »
Ok jack-ass-rabbit.
edit: good god, it's a dildo doing the fingers.

It better not be loud.

Also, how do you avoid stabbing yourself with those fingers while you're using it?
« Last Edit: December 07, 2006, 05:43:00 AM by fatty mcblob »
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #103 on: December 07, 2006, 05:42:18 AM »
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #104 on: December 07, 2006, 05:48:14 AM »
Yeah that black rectangle is pretty interesting.  ;)

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