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« Last Edit: November 04, 2007, 02:09:06 PM by I^2==FAGS »
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #631 on: November 04, 2007, 01:52:38 PM »
Now come sit on my lap,
so I can smell your breath.

ok.

*breathes into your mouth*

how's that feel? :eyebrows:
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #632 on: November 04, 2007, 02:07:35 PM »
Now come sit on my lap,
so I can smell your breath.

ok.

*breathes into your mouth*

how's that feel? :eyebrows:

Heady. I think I need a drink.

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You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #637 on: November 04, 2007, 04:19:59 PM »
How do you feel about this army of "admirers" which has somehow emerged?

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You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #639 on: November 04, 2007, 11:37:39 PM »

Urgh, that's disgusting. People that like anime like that are fucking weird. And the people that write it are closet rapists, sadists and psychopaths.

Ahayes and I were meant for one another.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #640 on: November 04, 2007, 11:40:10 PM »
 :laugh:

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #641 on: November 04, 2007, 11:54:04 PM »
My comforter's not dry yet.
Plus, I have CAKE!

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #642 on: November 05, 2007, 12:26:16 AM »
There is nothing better than Cake.
Booyah.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #643 on: November 05, 2007, 12:28:04 AM »
There is nothing better than Cake.

I wouldn't go that far.
But, it's gone a ways to
make me happy. Nice spiced
cake with sour cream frosting and
Earl Gray. Now, time to enjoy a smoke.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #644 on: November 05, 2007, 08:40:29 AM »
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did the centipedes in your vagina make you this way?

Um... What? We don't have centipedes in NZ :p

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There is a cure!!!

Urgh, that's disgusting. People that like anime like that are fucking weird. And the people that write it are closet rapists, sadists and psychopaths.


 :LMAO:

Geez, maybe it's sand, I didn't know sand could be THAT irritating though.  Perhaps somebody mixed in some capsicum or itching powder in with it.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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