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Offline enronh

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #600 on: November 02, 2007, 02:53:01 PM »
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #601 on: November 02, 2007, 02:55:24 PM »
Were the bosses on TP piss easy to kill or what?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #602 on: November 02, 2007, 08:43:05 PM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on November 02, 2007, 02:53:01 PM
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

I'd say so. You'd probably need to go to the bishop shop afterwards though.  :)

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Were the bosses on TP piss easy to kill or what?

I dunno, never played it. Might over the holidays.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #603 on: November 02, 2007, 09:55:28 PM »
did the centipedes in your vagina make you this way?
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You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #604 on: November 03, 2007, 05:10:03 AM »
What is it like most about me?

What is it you like least about me?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #605 on: November 03, 2007, 05:14:55 AM »
Quote from: jman on November 03, 2007, 05:10:03 AM
What is it like most about me?

What is it you like least about me?

1. Probably the fact that you've got the brains to fix computers etc.

2. The fact you always go on about taht stupid sexy shit and it's not even funny or flattering, no matter how many times I tell you to give it a rest you won't listen.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #606 on: November 03, 2007, 05:17:39 AM »
I can't help it, I am really attracted to you. I think you're gorgious and I think we have a lot in common but alas the attraction is not mutual.  :(
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #607 on: November 03, 2007, 01:22:41 PM »
Quote from: I^2==FAGS on November 02, 2007, 09:55:28 PM
did the centipedes in your vagina make you this way?
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You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #608 on: November 03, 2007, 07:36:55 PM »
jman take that fucking disgusting picture off your avatar  :finger:
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #609 on: November 03, 2007, 07:53:40 PM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on November 03, 2007, 07:36:55 PM
jman take that fucking disgusting picture off your avatar  :finger:

I think it's a great pic, you're actually smiling.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #610 on: November 03, 2007, 08:43:19 PM »
Man that is creepy with the avatar and name change.   Think you might be going too far?  Are you trying to make her feel uncomfortable?

He is right that is not a bad pic of you though (disgusting? I don't see it).

You must have not had much free time to not play Twilight Princess.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #611 on: November 03, 2007, 08:44:59 PM »
It's stalker-time!
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #612 on: November 03, 2007, 08:48:47 PM »
Yeah. I'm shocked whenever someone out-creeps
me.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #613 on: November 03, 2007, 08:55:23 PM »
you're not creepy.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #614 on: November 03, 2007, 08:57:44 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 03, 2007, 08:55:23 PM
you're not creepy.

Tell that to my stalkees.  :laugh:
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