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Offline Mr Smith

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #510 on: July 02, 2007, 05:28:11 AM »
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Do you like the use of condoms?

Are, I guess they are helpful, so yes.

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Were you born in New Zealand?
North or South Island?

Yep, I was born in the Naki, (Taranaki) in the North Island of NZ.

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why are you so insecure about that area of your figure?

My stomach I wouldn't force upon anyone.. unless it was to suffocate them with.

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And you'd like a high fat rump like that?

Of course.

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Does the thought of people masturbating over your photos turn you on ?

No, unless it's Christian Bale

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fatty, do you pluck your eyebrows?

Yes.

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are you blonde....everywhere?

My natural hair colour is dark brown. You do the math.

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how much do you like Pink Floyd, or is it Comfortably Numb in particular

I like them enough to have a poster on my wall...... if I had one :(

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Fatty, why haven't you been posting much here lately?

I go around message boards in cycles, some days one is where I post, other days i'm more into another.

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Fatty, can you post a tits, ass and boob shot (3 seperate shots) for all the borderline lesbian girls here?

If you want it I can PM it to you. Not posting though - no need to show the world if it's for the answer of a few or one person.

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Fatty, your avatar...do you find that period style of dress attractive?

Not really, but I think George is a brilliant character in a brilliant series (he's house, too)

And now I am finally upto date. HORRAY!


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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #511 on: July 02, 2007, 06:49:41 AM »
Damn, I love that style of dress...was finally thinking we may have one thing in common.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #512 on: July 02, 2007, 09:36:44 AM »
Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Fatts, and did it piss you off?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #513 on: July 03, 2007, 07:53:12 PM »
Damn, I love that style of dress...was finally thinking we may have one thing in common.

But you never know.. we might?

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Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Fatts, and did it piss you off?

Yes, by people that have never met me in real life, let alone seen me naked. Yes, it pissed me off because they wouldn't have a clue, anyway if I shagged the guy that said that, He'd probably be in a lot of pain by the end of it because I really don't like him.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #514 on: July 03, 2007, 08:28:15 PM »
Damn, I love that style of dress...was finally thinking we may have one thing in common.

But you never know.. we might?

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Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Fatts, and did it piss you off?

Yes, by people that have never met me in real life, let alone seen me naked. Yes, it pissed me off because they wouldn't have a clue, anyway if I shagged the guy that said that, He'd probably be in a lot of pain by the end of it because I really don't like him.
some kind of pain is welcomed.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #515 on: July 03, 2007, 09:11:27 PM »
Damn, I love that style of dress...was finally thinking we may have one thing in common.

But you never know.. we might?

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Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Fatts, and did it piss you off?

Yes, by people that have never met me in real life, let alone seen me naked. Yes, it pissed me off because they wouldn't have a clue, anyway if I shagged the guy that said that, He'd probably be in a lot of pain by the end of it because I really don't like him.
some kind of pain is welcomed.

... but the kind she had to just harden to and swallow, in this case, was uncalled for and I believe undeserved.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #516 on: July 03, 2007, 09:18:36 PM »
don't make fun of my speech impediment.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #517 on: July 03, 2007, 09:58:16 PM »

was i mocking you?
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #518 on: July 04, 2007, 05:42:11 AM »
Moc-a-moc-a-moc-a-moc-a-moc! :\/

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #519 on: July 04, 2007, 05:42:29 AM »
Damn, I love that style of dress...was finally thinking we may have one thing in common.

But you never know.. we might?

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Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Fatts, and did it piss you off?

Yes, by people that have never met me in real life, let alone seen me naked. Yes, it pissed me off because they wouldn't have a clue, anyway if I shagged the guy that said that, He'd probably be in a lot of pain by the end of it because I really don't like him.
some kind of pain is welcomed.

... but the kind she had to just harden to and swallow, in this case, was uncalled for and I believe undeserved.

ZOOOII????? O_o

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #520 on: July 04, 2007, 05:51:47 AM »
don't worry, FB - they're just having a lover's tiff.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #521 on: July 04, 2007, 06:09:42 AM »

was i mocking you?
no.
i finally figured out what your sig means.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #522 on: July 04, 2007, 07:06:21 AM »

was i mocking you?
no.
i finally figured out what your sig means.

Mark, mark, mmmbwwufff, mbwuff.

I'm done with it (long ago), I just haven't taken interest in fixing it, lately.

(I came up with a new fractal formula that creates an image in our lifetimes. I've been playing.)
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #523 on: July 08, 2007, 02:01:54 PM »
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #524 on: July 10, 2007, 10:03:04 AM »
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


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