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Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« on: November 28, 2006, 07:01:39 PM »
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2006, 07:48:21 PM »
Whats the weather like?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2006, 07:48:50 PM »
What would you rather develop: chest hair, or a chocolate allergy?  :eyebrows:

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2006, 08:11:11 PM »
how old were you when you first kissed a member of the opposite sex?

and are you the sensitive type or do you consider yourself fairly thick skinned?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2006, 08:13:04 PM »
Oh, please, define at length, your interpretation of the expression "uppity cunt".

I, for one, am intrigued.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2006, 08:54:28 PM »
How uppity are You cunt?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2006, 10:05:52 PM »
Whats the weather like?

Overcast, but still sunny enough for me to go on a nice 10 km walk.

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What would you rather develop: chest hair, or a chocolate allergy?

Everyone has chest hair. Because you didn't state the thickness and colour of the hair, i'll go with that.  :evillaugh:

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how old were you when you first kissed a member of the opposite sex?

On the mouth? 18 or 19.

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and are you the sensitive type or do you consider yourself fairly thick skinned?

It depends whether I have my period or not. I try not to dish out anything I can't take though.

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How uppity are You cunt?

Actually I don't think i'm uppity at all, really. Someone on the internet called me that once when I owned them in an argument and she had to resort to childish namecalling. I thought it was funny.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2006, 10:08:51 PM »
Actually I don't think i'm uppity at all, really. Someone on the internet called me that once when I owned them in an argument and she had to resort to childish namecalling. I thought it was funny.
That is good to here. ;)
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2006, 10:23:26 PM »
Oh, please, define at length, your interpretation of the expression "uppity cunt".

I, for one, am intrigued.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Uppity for uppity, and everyone knows what cunt means. (awful word)

I don't know what she was going at though, I'm totally not rich, so I have nothing to be snobby about.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2006, 12:27:08 AM »
Are you know by another nick at other sites??

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2006, 12:38:46 AM »
Are you know by another nick at other sites??
Good question? :eyebrows:
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2006, 02:01:37 AM »
Are you know by another nick at other sites??

Yes.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2006, 02:06:52 AM »
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2006, 02:33:09 AM »
Are you know by another nick at other sites??

Yes.
So what other nick's do You use?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2006, 04:00:54 AM »
There was a guy called Nick that made a good window cleaner.
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