Oh i don't care if you Try to offend me, i say try because you have failed to actually anger me! i just laugh at your vain attempts to goad me... Unlike your mother! who is apparantly dead, not that i noticed!
And ewww, Wrong Planet.... now i know you've been working on your "sarcastic voice" but that's not quite it!
Mind you i haven't been there since before i started here! is it any worse? (as it could hardly improve!)