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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2016, 10:16:28 AM »
Consider yourself kicked in the rear then, for whatever reason you think is appropriate.

I only want a cuddle or a massage. No further kicking needed today.
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2016, 03:41:50 PM »

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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2016, 09:45:15 AM »
  Kicks wanted.  I want to have 50,000 posts by my 50th birthday!  :hamsterwheel:
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2016, 10:59:00 AM »
What side of you is most sensitive?

  The backside, I guess.  It's a Weeble thing! :cbc:

And just where is a Weeble's backside?
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2016, 11:00:01 AM »
What side of you is most sensitive?

  The backside, I guess.  It's a Weeble thing! :cbc:

And just where is a Weeble's backside?

  Actually, I guess it's the underside! :cbc:
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2016, 11:07:42 AM »
What side of you is most sensitive?

  The backside, I guess.  It's a Weeble thing! :cbc:

And just where is a Weeble's backside?

  Actually, I guess it's the underside! :cbc:

So, someone will have to hold you down first, to enable the kicking in the right place?

Kinky.  :trollskull:
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2016, 11:09:57 AM »
  They'll have to catch me first!



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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2016, 11:11:46 AM »
  They'll have to catch me first!



:dom:  :cbc:

You were the one begging for kicks.  :M
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2016, 11:13:31 AM »
  Kicks can be metaphorical.  We must rise above the base physical needs of the body!  :pope:
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2016, 11:14:41 AM »
  Kicks can be metaphorical.  We must rise above the base physical needs of the body!  :pope:

The body and the spirit are very connected.


If you neglect your physical needs, your metaphors will go sour.
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2016, 11:17:24 AM »
  I ignore my body, I am nothing but a head on a stick!  :trollskull:
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2016, 11:26:49 AM »
  I ignore my body, I am nothing but a head on a stick!  :trollskull:

Do you type with a pencil stuck between your lips?
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2016, 11:28:49 AM »
  I ignore my body, I am nothing but a head on a stick!  :trollskull:

Do you type with a pencil stuck between your lips?

  I was speaking metaphorically, of course.  :M ;)
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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2016, 11:36:58 AM »
  I ignore my body, I am nothing but a head on a stick!  :trollskull:

Do you type with a pencil stuck between your lips?

  I was speaking metaphorically, of course.  :M ;)

If you speak metaphorically, do you then not really speak, but something carries the meaning of what you want to tell for you?

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Re: Kicks, to get and to deliver.
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2016, 11:42:38 AM »
  I really need that multivitamin, 'cause I can't understand the bovine's question!  :o
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