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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #90 on: April 19, 2011, 09:53:27 AM »
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2011, 10:07:43 AM »
No, people. No, no, no. :thumbup:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2011, 11:36:27 AM »
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #93 on: April 19, 2011, 11:42:47 AM »
NO MEANS NO! *grabs arm, executes hip throw, pins*
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #94 on: April 19, 2011, 04:05:55 PM »
Been in quite a few fights in them puberty days.. and tjah, what to say about it now? Hurt some and got hurt myself (um, simplified version there).. but must confess I wonder if someone took the initiative to start a fight with me nowadays.. how it will end than?

Well, takes quite an effort to get me willing to fight again but I'm afraid that nowadays when that happens I'd go over the edge, like a baboon in rage and..

Dunno.

As of how to kick s/o's ass.... kinda hope this will not happen in the future.. for also every fight does tend to harm oneself in one way or the other.. even after 'winning' it.. but strategically.. since I wish not to initiative such.. I have to avoid/decoy the first punch and return streetwise a counter attack that makes the other seriously doubt to continue his effort.

Well, it all depends on the situation, I reckon.
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #95 on: April 19, 2011, 07:30:10 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 19, 2011, 11:42:47 AM
NO MEANS NO! *grabs arm, executes hip throw, pins*

LolIsawurcrotch.

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #96 on: April 21, 2011, 06:28:06 AM »
*sigh*  :dunno:
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #97 on: April 21, 2011, 06:32:03 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 21, 2011, 06:28:06 AM
*sigh*  :dunno:

 He's just a very positive thinker.  No matter how painfully you interact with him, he will find some good in it!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #98 on: February 07, 2016, 11:07:41 AM »
  I'd use my bulk to my advantage, either by falling on my foe, or by going limp and making them
  herniate themselves trying to drag me!  But only if I couldn't defuse the situation with my
  sense of humor.  "Everybody wins." --- Walter White :heisenberg:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #99 on: February 07, 2016, 02:07:15 PM »
Going limp is a smart self-defense tactic and taught to me at a young age by my father. It's unexpected and likely to catch off guard causing a brief wtf mental moment. Though no need to be concerned with kicking ass; kick the knee.
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #100 on: February 08, 2016, 09:38:50 AM »
Quote from: Jack on February 07, 2016, 02:07:15 PM
Going limp is a smart self-defense tactic and taught to me at a young age by my father. It's unexpected and likely to catch off guard causing a brief wtf mental moment. Though no need to be concerned with kicking ass; kick the knee.

  I expect going limp would be more genuine fear response in my case than clever strategy.  :laugh:
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