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Ask the Future Pope
« on: February 12, 2013, 05:46:06 PM »
Ask away I have the answers the Catholic church needs and I look damn good it the hat
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2013, 06:03:56 PM »
  Pope Parts, may I eat meat on Ash Wednesday?  :angel:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2013, 06:34:24 PM »
Pope Parts, what will you have done to those pedophile priests?
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2013, 06:49:24 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 12, 2013, 06:03:56 PM
  Pope Parts, may I eat meat on Ash Wednesday?  :angel:

Only bacon because god made it too good to ignore


Quote from: Urine van der Slut on February 12, 2013, 06:34:24 PM
Pope Parts, what will you have done to those pedophile priests?

Send them as missionaries to Antarctica 
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2013, 07:25:57 PM »
Would be Pope Parts I won't be voting for you because you don't fly and you are too fucking laissez faire. What promotion can you offer me to get god to change my mind?  :angel:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2013, 07:49:17 PM »
Hows this



And it never misses
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2013, 07:54:14 PM »
I will pray for the appropriate guidance your Popeness.  :thumbup:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2013, 07:57:18 PM »
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2013, 07:57:56 PM »
  I am easily evangelized by the promise of   :bacon:  on holy days.  :angel:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2013, 09:06:49 PM »
Pope Parts, will I go to hell for drinking the communion wine?
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2013, 12:01:16 AM »
Pope Parts, can I have beer instead of the communion wine?
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2013, 03:22:47 PM »
Forgive me father, for I have sinned .........  :viking:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2013, 04:39:03 PM »
Quote from: One L on February 13, 2013, 03:22:47 PM
Forgive me father, for I have sinned .........  :viking:

...alot.  :LOL:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2013, 06:23:56 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on February 12, 2013, 09:06:49 PM
Pope Parts, will I go to hell for drinking the communion wine?
Quote from: odeon on February 13, 2013, 12:01:16 AM
Pope Parts, can I have beer instead of the communion wine?

In order to boost attendance I will decree that all churches have a full open bar for the communion drink of your choice and be open 24 hours 
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2013, 06:35:46 PM »
Quote from: Parts on February 13, 2013, 06:23:56 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on February 12, 2013, 09:06:49 PM
Pope Parts, will I go to hell for drinking the communion wine?
Quote from: odeon on February 13, 2013, 12:01:16 AM
Pope Parts, can I have beer instead of the communion wine?

In order to boost attendance I will decree that all churches have a full open bar for the communion drink of your choice and be open 24 hours

And for those members who wish to go to Heaven and enjoy the pleasures of 40 well-trained virgins, the Church of England will be serving tea and crumpets every afternoon at four o'clock.  (Drunken Catholics, disgusting)
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