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Offline DirtDawg

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #75 on: December 06, 2006, 11:15:42 AM »
Back to topic:

I have rattled together a chicken soup in the last hour. There is a cold in our house, already.

The chicken soup thing is one of the "old wives tales" that I believe in.

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #76 on: December 06, 2006, 11:55:11 AM »
Went to Target and Stables for printer ink and then went to Applebee's for lunch.  ;D
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #77 on: December 27, 2006, 10:07:01 PM »
This doesn't really count as doing something, but today out of sheer boredom I specifically entered lucid dreaming and had a yummy sex dream.  First I bet a guy in an auditorium that I could knock him out in one punch.  And I did and I started walking up the aisle victoriously, with women on each arm, reaching down and fingering them.  And since I was having trouble reaching, i had 8 girls lift another girl(2 on each arm and leg), and I just banged her spread eagle just in front of the doorway out of the auditorium.

I consider the fluidity of the lucid dream the accomplishment.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #78 on: December 27, 2006, 10:53:22 PM »
Worked my ass off like every other day since the finals in Pomona.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #79 on: December 28, 2006, 07:42:53 AM »
Got out of bed.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #80 on: December 28, 2006, 10:17:03 PM »
Had weird dreams, woke up, tried to get back to sleep, got hungry, gave up on sleeping, and wrote this.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #81 on: December 28, 2006, 11:13:45 PM »
Removed a slug from the kitchen.

<Hates slugs with a passion.>

They get in through the vents, I think, and we have thousands of them here thanks to the damp climate.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #82 on: December 29, 2006, 07:25:14 AM »
Got out of bed, had my dietary supplements with OJ and now reading forums!
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #83 on: December 29, 2006, 07:49:58 AM »
Shopped groceries. Fixed a faulty telephone socket.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #84 on: December 29, 2006, 03:43:32 PM »
Working on My drawings.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #85 on: December 29, 2006, 04:11:30 PM »
Grocery shopping, bringing coffee to my pharmacy bound wife X 2, taking Amber to Horseback riding lessons, both of us going to the gym to work out, now it's time to make a pizza for supper, then watch the evening news.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #86 on: December 31, 2006, 03:35:56 PM »
Burped Boston.
Changed Boston's poopy diapers.
Kissed Boston about seven hundred times.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #87 on: December 31, 2006, 04:34:02 PM »
Did my chores and looking forward to going to bed early tonite!
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #88 on: December 31, 2006, 04:52:12 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on December 31, 2006, 04:34:02 PM
Did my chores and looking forward to going to bed early tonite!
need me to change your diapers, old-timer?
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #89 on: December 31, 2006, 04:58:19 PM »
No, I haven't reached that point yet!!!  But I'm sure you can find someone close at hand that needs it!
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