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Re: NHS
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2012, 06:02:40 AM »
Provincia Gothiae occidentalis insana est.

Now I must write those morons a new letter asking for that test they made last year  :thumbdn:

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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2012, 12:59:22 PM »
Are they going to get something else in place of the NHS?

Can't imagine the UK without. It's like taking a big chunk of the notional identity away.

totally agree. theyve basically selling it all off. fuck them. i went on a march the other week against the closing down of my local A&E. my local  hospital was THE first nhs hospital to open in 1948, and theyre fucking it off. the cunts

btw my cat is in the fucking Daily Mail >:(

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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2012, 01:22:34 PM »
Hang them from the lampposts! :arrr:

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Re: NHS
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2012, 06:55:49 PM »
Hang them from the lampposts! :arrr:

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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2012, 10:58:45 PM »
No yay for using the Latin expression for Massachusetts? Pueeeeeeeella! :arrr:

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Re: NHS
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2012, 02:56:07 AM »
Are they going to get something else in place of the NHS?

Can't imagine the UK without. It's like taking a big chunk of the notional identity away.

totally agree. theyve basically selling it all off. fuck them. i went on a march the other week against the closing down of my local A&E. my local  hospital was THE first nhs hospital to open in 1948, and theyre fucking it off. the cunts

btw my cat is in the fucking Daily Mail >:(

That's a huge step forward, for the Daily Mail.

I do suggest plenty of counselling for Jess though.
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Re: NHS
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2012, 01:21:26 PM »
Fucking NHS. At least it it IS free. Just got out of one of their hospitals...seizures and finding it so difficult to breathe I thought that was the day I was gone.

Yes, they will save a life when they can do, but they are slower than frozen dogshit sliding off a stick in everything, and I MEAN everything else. Ask for a drink? be prepared to be told sure....in quarter of an hour....non emergency call for a doctor?  unless you are actually in the ER under constant observation then you are going to spend at an hour asking, then a further half hour minimum before somebody finally actually does get you one...


I hate hospitals, massive overload no matter what, and hey, constant bright, blinding fucking light..I did warn them...had to walk on the fucked up, badly fucked up knee I got in there (knee collapsed, made me fall, and seized at the same time while in there, took the fall right onto my bad kneecap)
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Re: NHS
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2012, 02:19:48 PM »
I think foreigners think that the nhs here is fucking awesome.  Free, yeah it is free, or should i say was free,  there are already some services that require payment.

Basically,  the leeches are free :tard:  if you require anything more complex, or more advanced, then you get stuck on a list for several years, if you don't die during the wait then you can actually choose now which hospital!  How fucking cool is that?  You can go to your local salmonella hospital or a big city 'c diff' hospital.   As Lestat said,  you will be lucky to get a drink! dammit you will be lucky to get a bed!

The nhs is a shambles.  It was slowly getting a little better until the tories took over.  They are only interested in raping and selling off public services.  Not sure if it can be saved now.  It needs a massive injection of folding!  RIP nhs.   :grrr:
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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2012, 02:22:13 PM »
Sounds like Sweden. And our parents and grandparents paid and paid for free medical care for decades with their taxes, the second highest on the planet  :thumbdn:

I say HANG THOSE POLITICIAN TRAITORS HIGH! :arrr:

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Re: NHS
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2012, 02:26:32 PM »
Sounds like Sweden. And our parents and grandparents paid and paid for free medical care for decades with their taxes, the second highest on the planet  :thumbdn:

I say HANG THOSE POLITICIAN TRAITORS HIGH! :arrr:


Yeah but we want guts too...lets have them hung, drawn and quartered - it's more spectator friendly that way.

Fuck yeah,  we have an olympic worldwide audience at the moment  - alter the agenda and torture some politicians instead >:D
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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2012, 02:31:23 PM »
 :agreed: :plus: :arrr:

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Re: NHS
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2012, 04:01:59 PM »
No, no. Let them be given a watch, a blade of their choice, and enough of whatever medication they are on to survive one full year be trained in survival techniques and given the same basic survival kit, fishing line and hooks, water sterilization tabs, enough rations to allow survival for one week. let the hunters be given one of theirs.

And turn them loose in a forest, fenced off with razor wire
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Re: NHS
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2012, 01:48:19 AM »
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Re: NHS
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2012, 02:35:23 AM »
Yes, they will save a life when they can do, but they are slower than frozen dogshit sliding off a stick in everything, and I MEAN everything else. Ask for a drink? be prepared to be told sure....in quarter of an hour....non emergency call for a doctor?  unless you are actually in the ER under constant observation then you are going to spend at an hour asking, then a further half hour minimum before somebody finally actually does get you one...


I hate hospitals, massive overload no matter what, and hey, constant bright, blinding fucking light..I did warn them...had to walk on the fucked up, badly fucked up knee I got in there (knee collapsed, made me fall, and seized at the same time while in there, took the fall right onto my bad kneecap)
This sounds very similar to our EDs - especially the bright light. Last time I was in there for myself I got a migraine and threw up. Not fun.
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Re: NHS
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2012, 01:36:20 PM »
But but but giving everyone healthcare is *gasp*... Socialism.
Socialism saving lives?  That's unpossible!