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the only thing good avout hairdressers
« on: June 23, 2012, 09:18:01 PM »
they got boobs

and theyre like all around you, up close,leaning over n shit

their boobs are bound to rub against oyur head and stuff

same once at the haidresser, the assistant, a cute lil asian, almost placed her crotch right at the top of my knuckles while fitting my face with rubber bands and sheets and whatnot

all worth it

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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 10:28:21 PM »
I don't see anything good about that. :P
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2012, 12:29:25 AM »
you can go to a topless hairdresser's round here!

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i bet they get very busy :zoinks:
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2012, 02:30:39 AM »
 But ZEGH, wouldn't you rather go to a barbershop and talk sports with the guys?  :zoinks:
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 04:42:58 AM »
yes, you can have too many boobs
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2012, 01:39:00 PM »
you can go to a topless hairdresser's round here!

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i bet they get very busy :zoinks:

I get sensory issues, by just thinking about it.

All that hair, especially those tiny bits, getting everywhere. Horrible.
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2012, 05:34:41 AM »
you can go to a topless hairdresser's round here!

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i bet they get very busy :zoinks:

I get sensory issues, by just thinking about it.

All that hair, especially those tiny bits, getting everywhere. Horrible.

oh gosh especially when hair gets in one's bra, ahhck  :GA: drives me nuts...and yes I agree I'd not go topless if I were a hairdresser...sensory hell  :yarly:

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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2012, 06:12:56 AM »
you can go to a topless hairdresser's round here!

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i bet they get very busy :zoinks:

I get sensory issues, by just thinking about it.

All that hair, especially those tiny bits, getting everywhere. Horrible.

oh gosh especially when hair gets in one's bra, ahhck  :GA: drives me nuts...and yes I agree I'd not go topless if I were a hairdresser...sensory hell  :yarly:

The hair of some people is as sharp an hard as needles too.
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2012, 07:28:57 AM »
Just remember breathing is important.

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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2012, 09:29:12 AM »
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2012, 09:45:34 AM »
i never demand sizes for boobs
and i prefer them in between the extremes, too small (flat, non existent) or too big (down to the waist) are outside of my personal tastes

anything in between is usually more than welcome. people are so worried about "saggy boobs" for example, but unless the bobee is like 60 years old, such saggyness would be entirely natural, and part of the boobs sexyness (except for for 12 year old brats who never saw boobs outside their manga comics)

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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2012, 06:52:25 PM »
i never demand sizes for boobs
and i prefer them in between the extremes, too small (flat, non existent) or too big (down to the waist) are outside of my personal tastes

anything in between is usually more than welcome. people are so worried about "saggy boobs" for example, but unless the bobee is like 60 years old, such saggyness would be entirely natural, and part of the boobs sexyness (except for for 12 year old brats who never saw boobs outside their manga comics)

Okay, boobs BELOW the waist
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2012, 05:35:56 AM »
i never demand sizes for boobs
and i prefer them in between the extremes, too small (flat, non existent) or too big (down to the waist) are outside of my personal tastes

anything in between is usually more than welcome. people are so worried about "saggy boobs" for example, but unless the bobee is like 60 years old, such saggyness would be entirely natural, and part of the boobs sexyness (except for for 12 year old brats who never saw boobs outside their manga comics)

Okay, boobs BELOW the waist
Age 62, saggyness is not natural at this age?  What should I do?  Tie helium balloons to my nipples?

Your second youth should be starting any moment now. With breasts perking up again.

You're not suffering from a development disorder condition are you? In that case second youth may be delayed with a couple of decades.
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