when you have a swiss army knife so fucking sharp you can remove hair like the death star removes planets [+1 from the nerds for star wars reference?
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sereously, my friend / mothers landlord gave me a ceramic sharpener and i ran my swiss army knife through it about 20 times, than promptly tested how sharp it was by trying to shave the hair on my forarm, to my supprise it actually took most of the hair off.
than i had an ocd moment and did not like having a little bald patch on my forarm and promptly shaved the entire thing.
i now have miss-matched forarms.