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Offline MutieTom

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What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« on: March 25, 2012, 12:54:46 PM »



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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 03:55:47 AM »
that is the short guy from seinfeld as the rapist right.
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 05:50:10 AM »
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 06:53:12 AM »
"Take anything you want."

 :zombiefuck: Those are scary.
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 08:07:03 AM »
But why did George from Seinfeld choose to rape with his hanky tied around his nose like that?
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 12:12:27 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on March 26, 2012, 06:53:12 AM
"Take anything you want."

 :zombiefuck: Those are scary.

never say that, they might try and take your virginity!
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2012, 07:51:54 PM »
If someone tries mugging you, best thing to do is hit hard, hit first, kick, break contact and run. aim to disable with the first blow.
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2012, 11:22:19 PM »
The best thing is to run.
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 12:44:24 AM »
I'm more in favour of dropping the cunt with a kick to the throat/solar plex/groin, then legging it.


Running isn't much of an option with my leg and hip. I find the best defense to be a good, hard, and unforgiving offense.
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 01:23:51 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 26, 2012, 11:22:19 PM
The best thing is to run.

what if your with a disabled family member who cant run?
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2012, 01:33:25 AM »


Do the dance in the video while you say the words, the mugger will think you are bat shit crazy and leave you alone.
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2012, 02:08:55 AM »
^This. People get nervous around that which they don't understand.

I was mugged once, I was with a friend and she thought I was messing around. Yes, messing around with people I didn't know! They were would-be muggers though, they didn't get anything. They did force me down onto the ground though and I hurt my knee fairly badly. There were four of them I think. And they still couldn't get my wallet off me, heh.
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2012, 02:34:46 PM »
Quote from: MutieTom on March 27, 2012, 01:23:51 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 26, 2012, 11:22:19 PM
The best thing is to run.

what if your with a disabled family member who cant run?

What if I'm Dirty Harry and want the mugger to meet my two best friends?
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2012, 02:36:53 PM »
I guess I could try to arm myself.  I do genuinley worry about this stuff sometimes.
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Re: What to say in a mugging and what to say in arguements.
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2012, 01:44:11 AM »
If some turd is about to jack you and one kicks his fucking face in...they earned it and can expect no less. Its the risk they took when deciding to be a thieving kike.
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