dunno....I don't think it's Sanity now because I've just looked at all the latest posts by this person and I don't think it's his style. That leaves Majestic or uh yeah I believe GA has demonstrated wit somewhere sometime, I just never encountered it much.
Here's today's lot by our Mystery poster.
1 Politics, Mature and taboo / Dunc's Sin Bin- (members exclusive) / Re: mcjaggers guilty pleasure on: Today at 01:22:24
That's one hell of a nice red couch. Furniture is my guilty pleasure too. Sometimes when I'm alone... oh, I can't believe I'm going to say this... sometimes when I'm alone I like to... move my bookshelf...
I'm a naughty girl.
2 Start here / What's your crime-Basic discussion / Re: Hand over the site to Alex Plank on: Today at 01:18:30
Hmm... well he's always looking for new webpages to maintain a fascist stranglehold over... I'll bring it up at our Heroin Addicts Anonymous meeting tomorrow night.
3 Start here / M.O.-Introductions / I Pee Standing Up on: Today at 01:14:24
I'm a woman. Mrs Plank to be correct. And that's right, I can pee standing up. Gorillas squat. Not me. Not your high intune ultra-modernistic feminist geniuses like I. I guess the first time I refused to squat, that was the first time I truly realised that I wanted to be a man. And not just any man. I wanted to have an operation to turn myself into "Prince". I wanted to get his skin grafted to my face and have my vocal removed and replaced with an I-Pods playing his greatest tunes. And purple. Oh how I love purple. Alas, when I went to the doctors they told me my health care wouldn't cover it and that it was scientifically impossible to do so and that Prince would never allow me to scrape off his flesh with a potato peeler. That's the fascist government for you! I say bring back the great men who made this country what it is. Taft. Chester A. Arthur. McKinley, before he was shot. And assorted others. These were the pioneers who travelled over the Mississippi and discovered the Chinese and Gays living in San Fransisco. In fact, Chester A. Arthur wore fishnet stockings beneath his dress. And that's why I carved his face next to the Beatles at Mount Rushmore. Sure John Lennon, John Harrison and Paul McCartney are dead, but Ringo Starr can manage a reunion tour all on his own.
So I say, next time you go to vote at your country's election and you're locked inside the voting cubicle and you realise you're standing in a wet substance, remember just one thing: I pee standing up.
God bless you all! And Buddha says hi too!
4 Continue Here: members of the community / Bitch about it / Re: Alex is full of himself on: Today at 01:02:29
Please leave my alex alone. Now, he may not be the brightest boy, or the most good looking, or the most talented, or the most truthful, but what he lacks in talent he certainly makes up for in effort.
By the way, Alex wanted me to announce to you that if there are any young attractive females on this webpage, then please email me your photos (standard 5' by 7' headshot is fine) so I can approve you for the first date with him. Oh and please make your cheques out to "Cash" as we're having some minor problems with the IRS at the moment and we don't want them to find out about our little operation.
5 Continue Here: members of the community / Bug Reports / Re: Shout at duncvis on: Today at 00:54:14
I think this forum's name's misleading. "Intensity". It's not intense. Please change it to "Mildly Engaging And Somewhat Interesting". I think this will increase your market share.
6 Start here / Rookie Refuge / Re: Help! It's scary here! on: Today at 00:51:57
I hate noobs. Kill em all and let God sort'em out!
7 Start here / Rookie Refuge / What I Stand For on: Today at 00:50:40
Bald men should wear bandanas like chemotherapy patients do. That way, no one would ever rip them off. How many cancer patients do you know who have been bludgeoned to death with a giant swordfish made out paper mache? None. That's how many.
Secondly, does anyone know when crucifixitions went out of style? I mean, did the fashion experts in the Roman Empire just go one day, "You know... the whole crucifix style is so 39 A.D. This season we want to see more castratrations, bring on the eunuchs!"
And does anyone else think that some musicians fake being blind just to get sympathy? I swear I saw Ray Charles driving a Ferrari down the street once. He only hit one mailman and a french poodle.
How come the olympic games aren't nude any more? Surely we can start with the female beach volleyballers.
Thanks you for your thirty second attention span. Please go back to your regular programming.
