make someone laugh, pt 2

[Peter]

Someone in my 14 year old daughters math class asked her what potatoes where made from

I think it's a reasonably common failing, like with people who don't realise that fish are animals, and hence meat.  A lot of people don't have a clue what it is they're sticking in their mouths.

An employee of mine asked me if clams were vegan.

Clams aren't too bad; at least they don't have a face and just kind of sit there most of the time like weird plants or fungi or something, and I could forgive someone for not knowing what they were.  There's nothing much like them on land; even snails have a discernible head and can be seen locomoting around and eating things.

[midlifeaspie]

Someone in my 14 year old daughters math class asked her what potatoes where made from

I think it's a reasonably common failing, like with people who don't realise that fish are animals, and hence meat.  A lot of people don't have a clue what it is they're sticking in their mouths.

An employee of mine asked me if clams were vegan.

Clams aren't too bad; at least they don't have a face and just kind of sit there most of the time like weird plants or fungi or something, and I could forgive someone for not knowing what they were.  There's nothing much like them on land; even snails have a discernible head and can be seen locomoting around and eating things.

Well, it gets worse.  She thought that if clams were vegan then I would eat clam chowder.

[earthboundmisfit]

[Adam]

[Adam]

ffs

[El]

Musta been a male advertising executive who came up with that one...

[Adam]

over here Lays are called Walkers

same logo etc, just different name on the thing

[El]

over here Lays are called Walkers

same logo etc, just different name on the thing

"I really need to get Walkers'd" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.   

[skyblue1]

[Queen Victoria]

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately she began flattering him outrageously. The guy liked the young lady, but was taken a bit aback by her fast and ardent pitch. He was amazed when after 30 minutes she seriously proposed marriage.
 
"Look," he said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."
 
"You're wrong," she smiled. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the back of the bank where you have your account. I know all I need to know about you."
 

[lutra]

[El]

[El]

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/31/2012-search-queries

[Adam]

Fucking brilliant

[lutra]