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Offline El

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #210 on: May 23, 2012, 07:11:41 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #211 on: May 24, 2012, 05:10:45 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #212 on: May 26, 2012, 08:51:43 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #213 on: May 26, 2012, 09:36:25 PM »




I like this Aussie comedian
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #214 on: May 30, 2012, 06:47:38 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #215 on: May 30, 2012, 06:54:45 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #216 on: May 30, 2012, 07:22:24 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she felt like it thats why.... Maybe she was on Menopause, then again.... I doubt birds can get menopause
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #217 on: May 30, 2012, 11:58:45 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on May 30, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she felt like it thats why.... Maybe she was on Menopause, then again.... I doubt birds can get menopause

Why did the duck cross the road?

To prove that it wasn't a chicken.


Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the duck's foot.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #218 on: May 31, 2012, 11:12:22 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 30, 2012, 11:58:45 PM
Quote from: Genesis on May 30, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she felt like it thats why.... Maybe she was on Menopause, then again.... I doubt birds can get menopause

Why did the duck cross the road?

To prove that it wasn't a chicken.


Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the duck's foot.

Why can't Ke$ha sing without autotune?

Because she sucks at singing thats why!!!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #219 on: May 31, 2012, 06:14:13 PM »
I'm sure this is familiar to most of you, but here's a refresher laugh.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #220 on: June 01, 2012, 02:27:07 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on May 30, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she felt like it thats why.... Maybe she was on Menopause, then again.... I doubt birds can get menopause

They can, but it's called ovopause I believe.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #221 on: June 01, 2012, 02:30:16 AM »
I think...

I can't find anything on it...So maybe I'm making it up?
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #222 on: June 02, 2012, 08:58:44 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #223 on: June 03, 2012, 01:25:19 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #224 on: June 03, 2012, 09:04:56 AM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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