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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1995 on: July 11, 2023, 08:15:08 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1996 on: July 11, 2023, 05:55:39 PM »
Hilarious.
I actually only own one AR type weapon. A few other more useful semi-autos, but nothing crazy.
Most of my rifles are three or five shot bolt action, but all are scoped and accurate to minutes of angle at more than a hundred of yards out. Sure, I have a number of extremely high power sniper weapons if it comes to that.
I'd rather use them for long range game.

Oh, I'll be needing a bigger dog than our cute eight pound chiweenie who has all the dogs in the area, bullied from just sheer overload of personality. As much as I love him, I want a dog who can defend me from a bear, long enough to grab a rifle.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1997 on: July 15, 2023, 03:20:48 PM »
Some more funny shit in honor of our several Walmart workers, of which my son is one, but he has yet to accomplish this feat ..

I notice they fuzzed out his Open Carry gun so he looks more or is it less American.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2023, 03:26:30 PM by DirtDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1998 on: July 15, 2023, 08:39:07 PM »
Is Ol'Roy a dog food?
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1999 on: July 16, 2023, 09:14:12 AM »
Yes. A very common and about the cheapest kind of dry dog food you can get. Cheap due to low protein and high grain ratio.

It is mostly used by people who have several large dogs to feed.
For a small indoor pet, most people spend a little more and feed their dog a much higher protein content with no fillers and possibly a "low shit" formula.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2000 on: July 16, 2023, 04:47:06 PM »
Back to the stupid funnies ...
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2001 on: July 16, 2023, 04:49:52 PM »
Spellking cain bea impourtunt!
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2002 on: July 16, 2023, 04:51:56 PM »
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2003 on: July 16, 2023, 04:54:46 PM »
Are you getting this yet?
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2004 on: July 16, 2023, 04:57:21 PM »
WTF, Over?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2005 on: July 18, 2023, 12:12:15 PM »
Yeah, exactly that.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2006 on: July 18, 2023, 03:23:04 PM »
Yeah, exactly that.

I do not have any advanced education on the subject, but my fourth grade teacher who could not even pronounce "Gas, Liquid or Solid" very well due to her incredibly thick German/Mexican accent taught me that concept early on.
Almost every advancement in any of the many sciences begins with a question.
I still believe her!
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2007 on: July 19, 2023, 07:50:08 PM »
"Some books are to be tasted.  Others to be swallowed.  And some few to be chewed and digested."  --Sir Francis Bacon

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2008 on: July 19, 2023, 07:57:44 PM »
"Some books are to be tasted.  Others to be swallowed.  And some few to be chewed and digested."  --Sir Francis Bacon

"Civilization exists by geologic consent.  Subject to change without notice."  --Will Durant

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #2009 on: July 19, 2023, 08:45:46 PM »
"Some books are to be tasted.  Others to be swallowed.  And some few to be chewed and digested."  --Sir Francis Bacon

"Civilization exists by geologic consent.  Subject to change without notice."  --Will Durant