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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1725 on: December 05, 2022, 07:39:03 AM »

"Kids these days have no understanding of consequences. They can not be disciplined or corrected without your being prosecuted for abuse. Hell, I can remember my mom resetting me to factory specs with one slap!"
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1726 on: December 09, 2022, 08:05:20 AM »
Saw this on the site where Parts axe murder was newsed out.

I thought it was funny.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1727 on: December 09, 2022, 08:08:00 AM »

"My support animal is a chicken. I like the three piece with a biscuit and mashed potatoes."
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1728 on: December 09, 2022, 01:00:33 PM »
I'm ready.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1729 on: December 09, 2022, 01:01:50 PM »
This doesn't work for me consistently, although I did get it to work once and found it intriguing and true.
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1730 on: December 09, 2022, 01:05:39 PM »
Oh the toil one faces with being popular on the internet ...


It's SO damn cute!!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1731 on: December 09, 2022, 01:06:34 PM »
I wonder why ...
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1732 on: December 09, 2022, 01:11:54 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1733 on: December 09, 2022, 01:12:44 PM »
I'd buy stock!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1734 on: December 09, 2022, 01:16:04 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1735 on: December 09, 2022, 09:02:41 PM »
Excellent, DirtDawg!  :plus:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1736 on: December 10, 2022, 07:03:57 PM »


Heard this on Music Choice cable TV and it made me chuckle!   >:D
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1737 on: December 11, 2022, 07:45:30 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1738 on: December 11, 2022, 07:46:38 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1739 on: December 11, 2022, 07:47:28 AM »
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