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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1335 on: May 03, 2022, 08:44:37 AM »
Local radio celebrities, from Indy.  "Bob and Tom."   They always bring in funny guests for the morning "drive time" shows.

This one says it all. Give it a moment; it's hilarious.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1336 on: May 03, 2022, 09:12:29 AM »

Let's get this shit straight ...
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1337 on: May 03, 2022, 09:13:30 PM »
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five more good leads..."
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1338 on: May 04, 2022, 07:18:11 AM »
It's about five minutes it's very cute. Fresh take on the flight safety warnings.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1339 on: May 04, 2022, 07:25:08 AM »
 ???

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1340 on: May 04, 2022, 02:13:02 PM »
I don't know, all my previous grandfathers had a favorite blade handy at all times. Most did not fit into a pocket, though. It was used for everything. If you are so scared that something is on the blade, wipe it again or maybe oil it.

This just seems so overly pussified to me. Actually, knowing many in my life, pussies are stronger than this!!


OK, I'm that 1 guy.
Wipe the blade again, if you need to.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1341 on: May 04, 2022, 06:37:26 PM »
I bought Kayleigh a Swiss Army Knife many years ago now. I bought it at an Army Surplus Store that has long since closed down. It's one of the only things that Kayleigh knows the location of at all times. I thought she would have lost it long ago but nope. I'm so glad that I bought her a meaningful present that year for her birthday.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1342 on: May 05, 2022, 11:57:50 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on May 04, 2022, 06:37:26 PM
I bought Kayleigh a Swiss Army Knife many years ago now. I bought it at an Army Surplus Store that has long since closed down. It's one of the only things that Kayleigh knows the location of at all times. I thought she would have lost it long ago but nope. I'm so glad that I bought her a meaningful present that year for her birthday.

Sounds like a great gift and well deserved, shown by keeping it handy at all times.

But, you skipped over the flawed thinking presented by the meme I posted. Does she cut her food with it?
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1343 on: May 05, 2022, 12:02:18 PM »
Some peoples' (im)practical jokes are darker than most of mine.
 :autism: :autism:

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1344 on: May 05, 2022, 12:04:01 PM »
Mirrored outer wall for a treehouse?

Brilliant!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1345 on: May 05, 2022, 07:44:44 PM »
^That looks like aliens did it.

And yes, Kayleigh has cut her food with her Knife. She likes to sharpen it.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1346 on: May 05, 2022, 08:52:04 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on May 05, 2022, 07:44:44 PM
^That looks like aliens did it.

And yes, Kayleigh has cut her food with her Knife. She likes to sharpen it.

It kind of reminds me of the Star Trek movie where they were "spying" on this civilization from a kind of holographic blind built into a mountainside. Data finds out they were being pure shit and exposes them.
I think it was called "Insurrection."
I still want one.


And, YAY for Kayleigh! Keep it sharp.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1347 on: May 06, 2022, 08:01:34 PM »
Ouch
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1348 on: May 06, 2022, 08:03:09 PM »
Coolest 'fridge ever.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1349 on: May 06, 2022, 08:04:34 PM »
Wow, I'd love that! The blue is really cool!
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