make someone laugh, pt 2

[DirtDawg]

Q: What do you call a perfectly fabulous brownie that is also gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free and vegan?


A: Potting soil.

[Toad]

emu with arms....

[Jack]

[Walkie]

Q: What do you call a perfectly fabulous brownie that is also gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free and vegan?


A: Potting soil.

Sorry, that doesn't make me laugh that makes me cry. You just described my diet . No, hang on , I can have the sugar!  I was recently looking at sugar-free chocolate bars and it's like Wow!! they've cut out ALL of the bits I can eat. (can't do cocoa and dairy, either)

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[Pyraxis]

Just spotted this in the newsbox.

A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.

 

[El]

Just spotted this in the newsbox.

A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.

 

That joke was like 75% of why I asked to get newsbox privileges back. 

[El]

Q: What do you call a perfectly fabulous brownie that is also gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free and vegan?


A: Potting soil.

BUT IS IT ORGANIC AND DOES IT CONTAIN PESTICIDES

[El]

Q: What do you call a perfectly fabulous brownie that is also gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free and vegan?


A: Potting soil.

Sorry, that doesn't make me laugh that makes me cry. You just described my diet . No, hang on , I can have the sugar!  I was recently looking at sugar-free chocolate bars and it's like Wow!! they've cut out ALL of the bits I can eat. (can't do cocoa and dairy, either)

...you are brave to still get out of bed in the morning.  I think losing chocolate might tip me over the edge.   

[El]

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[Jack]

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Who was the guy who used to do that all the time?

[DirtDawg]

Q: What do you call a perfectly fabulous brownie that is also gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free and vegan?


A: Potting soil.

BUT IS IT ORGANIC AND DOES IT CONTAIN PESTICIDES

Yes, it was an organically pure, non-GMO,  free of antibiotics, hormones and pesticides and I was sure I heard them mention that it was also a free-range brownie.

 

[DirtDawg]

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Who was the guy who used to do that all the time?

Me.

[Jack]

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Who was the guy who used to do that all the time?

Me.

Haven't seen it in so long, thought it was someone else long gone. Why don't you do it anymore? That crap was hilarious.

[DirtDawg]

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Who was the guy who used to do that all the time?

Me.

Haven't seen it in so long, thought it was someone else long gone. Why don't you do it anymore? That crap was hilarious.

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