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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1005 on: March 27, 2014, 10:08:30 AM »
"One end of a cylinder or cone of waxed cloth is lit, and the other is placed into the subject's ear. The flame is cut back occasionally with scissors and extinguished between 5 and 10 centimeters (2-4 inches) from the subject.
The subject is lying on one side with the treated ear uppermost and the candle vertical. The candle can be stuck through a paper plate or aluminium pie tin to protect against any hot wax or ash falling onto the subject. Another way to perform ear candling involves the subject lying face up with the ear candle extending out to the side with a 45-degree upward slant. A dish of water is placed next to the subject under the ear candle.
Proponents claim that the flame creates negative pressure, drawing wax and debris out of the ear canal, which appears as a dark residue.

An ear candling session lasts up to one hour, during which one or two ear candles may be burned for each ear."
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1006 on: March 27, 2014, 03:46:33 PM »
"One end of a cylinder or cone of waxed cloth is lit, and the other is placed into the subject's ear. The flame is cut back occasionally with scissors and extinguished between 5 and 10 centimeters (2-4 inches) from the subject.
The subject is lying on one side with the treated ear uppermost and the candle vertical. The candle can be stuck through a paper plate or aluminium pie tin to protect against any hot wax or ash falling onto the subject. Another way to perform ear candling involves the subject lying face up with the ear candle extending out to the side with a 45-degree upward slant. A dish of water is placed next to the subject under the ear candle.
Proponents claim that the flame creates negative pressure, drawing wax and debris out of the ear canal, which appears as a dark residue.

An ear candling session lasts up to one hour, during which one or two ear candles may be burned for each ear."

Dark residue called "ash" naturally forms from candles. :tard:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1007 on: March 29, 2014, 05:15:25 AM »
Why is chiropractic there? If it weren't for that, I wouldn't be able to stand straight.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1008 on: March 29, 2014, 07:09:03 AM »
I think there are a lot of quacks as well as the good ones.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1009 on: March 29, 2014, 05:27:12 PM »
Anyone care to watch a train wreck?

I've seen it about 25 or more times and I just keep on giggling.  He's so bad, but having so much fun.

http://matthewsmithmusic.tumblr.com/post/42235386946/snakeriedel-check-this-dude-out-more-progress
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1010 on: March 29, 2014, 05:38:06 PM »
He's a Skank Agent. That's funny.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1011 on: March 29, 2014, 06:29:37 PM »
Can someone tell me if he's holding up his "We're #1" finger or his FU finger in the middle of the video when he walks off.  The PR would like to post it on a teen age, clean website and she can't do it if he's using his FU finger.  I can't stop the video and it happens so quickly it could go either way.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1012 on: March 29, 2014, 07:22:29 PM »
Anyone care to watch a train wreck?

I've seen it about 25 or more times and I just keep on giggling.  He's so bad, but having so much fun.

http://matthewsmithmusic.tumblr.com/post/42235386946/snakeriedel-check-this-dude-out-more-progress

If I wanted to watch a train wreck, I'd pay attention to StupidOldMan's banning thread. :zoinks: :trainwreck:

That's not the Doctor. :orly:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1013 on: March 29, 2014, 07:49:50 PM »
Can someone tell me if he's holding up his "We're #1" finger or his FU finger in the middle of the video when he walks off.  The PR would like to post it on a teen age, clean website and she can't do it if he's using his FU finger.  I can't stop the video and it happens so quickly it could go either way.
The video wouldn't load for me. Skank agent sounds professional so they probably use the #1 finger.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1014 on: March 30, 2014, 08:30:59 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1015 on: March 30, 2014, 08:31:57 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1016 on: March 30, 2014, 11:03:34 PM »
That long Facebook post - longest I have seen.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1017 on: March 31, 2014, 07:56:02 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1018 on: March 31, 2014, 07:59:20 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1019 on: April 01, 2014, 10:25:31 AM »
Anyone care to watch a train wreck?

I've seen it about 25 or more times and I just keep on giggling.  He's so bad, but having so much fun.

http://matthewsmithmusic.tumblr.com/post/42235386946/snakeriedel-check-this-dude-out-more-progress

My apologies to all.  Evidently the video can only be seen by someone who follows Matt Smith on Tumblr. 

There is hope for me to become computer savvy yet.  I figured this out on my own.
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