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Woman to woman
« on: January 09, 2012, 07:53:03 AM »
Ha ha ha ha :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

Did the title fool you into thinking this was going to be some kind of pornographic lesbo fest?

Nope :M

This is just some advice for the ladies

Do not,  and i mean do not buy any of those legging things that have little patterns going across,  sometimes winter, or ski patterns

a bit like this


or



I bought some and my legs are not that fat (ok my arse might be a bit bigger)  and when i look in my mirror at home they don't look too bad.  I caught sight of my reflection in a plate glass window and ....well,  i will just say it
YOU WILL LOOK LIKE THE BACK END OF A BUS!
don't buy them.
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 08:01:01 AM »
Someone will ask you for a picture of your legs, you know that?

Well, horizontal stripes don't look good on the legs. That is, on legs that aren't stick-thin.
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 08:02:44 AM »
Ive never owned a pair :)
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 08:08:36 AM »
 If I wore leggings with yellow horizontal stripes on them,
 my legs would remind people of this classic song ...  :zoinks:

 
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 08:42:06 AM »
Erm yes.  I have gone back to plain old black.


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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 09:06:51 AM »
We need photos, with and without, for objectivity  :angel:
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 09:20:57 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on January 09, 2012, 09:06:51 AM
We need photos, with and without, for objectivity  :angel:

With and without horizontal stripes, that is what you mean, isn't it?  :angel:





Don't worry Bodi, Going for the plain black, or anthracite by default.
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 10:03:25 AM »
Can't do photo's now, as i have put the unflattering item in the bin.

As for the black....well close your eyes...and imagine

......Max Wall! :hahaha:

you might have to google it
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2012, 10:09:37 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 09, 2012, 07:53:03 AM
Ha ha ha ha :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

Did the title fool you into thinking this was going to be some kind of pornographic lesbo fest?

Nope :M

The dead giveaway was, women to women? Yep, nice try but if it said, "Women on women" or "Women getting it on..." Then I would have expected lesbian porn, no questions asked. :zoinks:
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2012, 10:14:26 AM »
Dammit!    I'll get you next time :zoinks:
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2012, 10:15:17 AM »
I was thinking of the Joe Cocker song. :orly:

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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2012, 10:19:58 AM »
That is a snigger worthy name... anything with 'cock' in it makes me snigger :eyebrows:
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2012, 11:08:39 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2012, 09:20:57 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on January 09, 2012, 09:06:51 AM
We need photos, with and without, for objectivity  :angel:

With and without horizontal stripes, that is what you mean, isn't it?  :angel:





Don't worry Bodi, Going for the plain black, or anthracite by default.

I don't know whether i did but I am thinking maybe i should admit to thinkiing this.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2012, 11:57:08 AM »
If I wore those I'd look like a giant ball on top of a circus tent.
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Re: Woman to woman
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2012, 12:03:08 PM »
I had my hopes up, just not too high.

The dissapointment isn't that great.

I might have a good cry over this, but I'll be OK.  :green:
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