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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2012, 07:29:46 PM »
Interesting, but I think I'll pass.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2012, 07:29:55 PM »
It is possible to give a dead guy an erection in a few ways. There are medical procedures that can be done, or ( and this is my favorite)  after death you must place him on his stomach, and wait few hours. The direction of blood flow will produce a temporary erection.

Glad to know that you know how do fuck dead guys. You've just been added to my will.  ;)   :laugh:

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2012, 07:31:37 PM »
I  have a very morbid curiosity with necrophilia. I'm not going to say I want to fuck a dead guy ( although I did say that in one of my first posts) it's always been fascinating to me but not really in a sexual way. I've seen a lot of poorly made underground horror movies.

and i dont think anyone cares enough about you enough to hurt you at this point

Okay, you've got my attention.  Just how does one fuck a dead guy?

Dead guys can have erections, especially in case of spinal damage.

I just spent a couple of minutes thinking about how to produce a necroerection by inserting a pencil into a dead guy's urethra and sealing the urethra at both ends so that it remains in place.  I don't think it would work very well though; the dick would still be soft and even a completely blunt pencil would tear it's way out fairly easily.  There's something wrong with me, isn't there?
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2012, 07:33:13 PM »
I  have a very morbid curiosity with necrophilia. I'm not going to say I want to fuck a dead guy ( although I did say that in one of my first posts) it's always been fascinating to me but not really in a sexual way. I've seen a lot of poorly made underground horror movies.

and i dont think anyone cares enough about you enough to hurt you at this point

Okay, you've got my attention.  Just how does one fuck a dead guy?

Dead guys can have erections, especially in case of spinal damage.

I just spent a couple of minutes thinking about how to produce a necroerection by inserting a pencil into a dead guy's urethra and sealing the urethra at both ends so that it remains in place.  I don't think it would work very well though; the dick would still be soft and even a completely blunt pencil would tear it's way out fairly easily.  There's something wrong with me, isn't there?

No, in fact I applaud your ingenuity and the reasoning on why it wouldn't work.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2012, 08:00:17 PM »
So, Pig

are we gonna see your pork sword then? :eyebrows:
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2012, 08:06:56 PM »
Oh and fucking a dead guy sounds like a lot of hard work.

I prefer some 'action'

or at least some complaint that the handcuffs are a bit tight :green:
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2012, 08:30:32 PM »
Fir some reason, I feel better now ... thanks to pork.

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2012, 08:42:32 PM »
a second explanation is obviously vampires

Don't laugh, I mean it. I like that they are cold. It's also why I like the dolls. And fantasy is often not anatomically or medically correct. I really don't want to fuck a corpse. I just have a very different imagination than most people.

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2012, 09:35:12 PM »
a second explanation is obviously vampires

Don't laugh, I mean it. I like that they are cold. It's also why I like the dolls. And fantasy is often not anatomically or medically correct. I really don't want to fuck a corpse. I just have a very different imagination than most people.

Well, as far as I'm concerned Angel or Spike can park their fangs in my throat any time.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2012, 09:47:40 PM »
a second explanation is obviously vampires

Don't laugh, I mean it. I like that they are cold. It's also why I like the dolls. And fantasy is often not anatomically or medically correct. I really don't want to fuck a corpse. I just have a very different imagination than most people.

Well, as far as I'm concerned Angel or Spike can park their fangs in my throat any time.

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I never had you down as a Buffy fan :laugh:

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2012, 10:18:26 PM »
I got mad at WrongPlanet when they were constantly telling me my posts were inappropriate.  So I asked where else I could post, and they recommended this site.  I dunno if I'm going to become an active member or not.

Thanks for the welcome!


Yey you're here. I was one of the people who responded to that thread.

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #56 on: January 09, 2012, 05:50:11 AM »
My life is pretty good - or at least easy.

I've always had a depressed personality.  There's not much in life I enjoy.  I just try to minimize pain.

Also in my single passionate endeavor in life, I've always been a failure - and that's my self-identity: a failure.  I keep working it at, but so far it's been unfruitful.

I do take many psychotropic drugs, but their effectiveness seems iffy.  I've been trying a combination of Prozac and Lamictal, but I'm not too satisfied with the results at the moment.
Well we have some of this in common.

I have tried an antidepressant with Lamictal before too. The Lamictal made me feel so even at first but the effect wore off even though I increased the dose. It just got too expensive so I gave up on it in the end.

You downgrade your own intelligence a bit I think. I mean for example you said "ubiquitous". How many people know what that means and how to spell it as well? I think you write well.

Anyway, :welcome: and post one more.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2012, 05:57:56 AM »
Pig, you sound more like a persona/semi-troll than a "real person" to me.  I am curious to see how you fare here.

I  have a very morbid curiosity with necrophilia. I'm not going to say I want to fuck a dead guy ( although I did say that in one of my first posts) it's always been fascinating to me but not really in a sexual way. I've seen a lot of poorly made underground horror movies.

and i dont think anyone cares enough about you enough to hurt you at this point

Okay, you've got my attention.  Just how does one fuck a dead guy?

Dead guys can have erections, especially in case of spinal damage.

I just spent a couple of minutes thinking about how to produce a necroerection by inserting a pencil into a dead guy's urethra and sealing the urethra at both ends so that it remains in place.  I don't think it would work very well though; the dick would still be soft and even a completely blunt pencil would tear it's way out fairly easily.  There's something wrong with me, isn't there?
Yes, but not because you were considering the mechanics of postmortem erections. (Though if you tried putting it into practice, that might be a mite- pardon the pun here- fucked.)
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #58 on: January 09, 2012, 07:39:49 AM »
I got mad at WrongPlanet when they were constantly telling me my posts were inappropriate.  So I asked where else I could post, and they recommended this site.  I dunno if I'm going to become an active member or not.

Thanks for the welcome!

Hello, Pig! Welcome to I^2!

Like many of us here, I am among those who tried this community out. For the record, I hate Plank due to his association with Autism Speaks, as well as using his forum more as a money-making venture than a real autistic community.

I'm pretty sure you'll like this place as much as I and most of us do.

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #59 on: January 09, 2012, 07:57:53 AM »
Yeh, I am just worried about ending up as another Chris-Chan, or having the FBI called on me.  I really don't trust people.  They seem to try to coax more and more out of you only to jump once you've incriminated yourself.  I hate censorship, so it's always a pain to try to tiptoe around what I really want to say.  Probably why I don't say much of anything.

Heh... I guess you're another watcher of Chris-chan. Yeah, that guy indeed serves as an example for other people on the autistic spectrum -- though sadly, in a negative light.