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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2625 on: December 11, 2013, 12:40:46 AM »
And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down. :dunno:

Didn't we already have this discussion? :GA:

Probably, but this is I2. Wait and see, it will soon about what Caesar would have done in that chimney.

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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2626 on: December 11, 2013, 04:08:57 AM »
And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down. :dunno:

Didn't we already have this discussion? :GA:

Probably, but this is I2. Wait and see, it will soon about what Caesar would have done in that chimney.

Caesar was slender, not fatty fat, so he would have gotten down without problems  :M

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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2627 on: December 14, 2013, 05:33:15 AM »
And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down. :dunno:

Didn't we already have this discussion? :GA:

Probably, but this is I2. Wait and see, it will soon about what Caesar would have done in that chimney.

Caesar was slender, not fatty fat, so he would have gotten down without problems  :M

It would have changed the history books if he had, though. :nerdy:
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2628 on: December 14, 2013, 06:00:03 AM »
Imagine Caesar delivering Christmas gifts  :orly:

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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2629 on: December 14, 2013, 08:41:31 AM »
Imagine Caesar delivering Christmas gifts  :orly:

Bringing each child a small gift and a military coup? :orly:
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2630 on: December 14, 2013, 08:43:17 AM »
 :agreed: :arrr:

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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2631 on: December 14, 2013, 12:21:53 PM »
Found a tenner while in manchester city center, right in front of the entrance to the arndale centers food court, it had been staring some guy giving flyers out in the face and I almost missed it too, looked back to double-check, and walk off ten quid richer.
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2632 on: December 16, 2013, 11:49:39 PM »
Imagine Caesar delivering Christmas gifts  :orly:

Bringing each child a small gift and a military coup? :orly:

Crucifying the naughty ones.
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2633 on: December 17, 2013, 12:21:03 AM »
Imagine Caesar delivering Christmas gifts  :orly:

Bringing each child a small gift and a military coup? :orly:

Crucifying the naughty ones.

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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2634 on: December 17, 2013, 12:25:30 AM »
Found a few kilos of powdered poppy pod in a mixing bowl in the kitchen I had completely forgot about.

  I found a Lindor truffle on my bedroom floor.  It's still wrapped, so it's OK to eat.  :autism:
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2635 on: December 17, 2013, 10:26:34 PM »
Christmas lights.
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2636 on: December 18, 2013, 12:07:58 AM »
Got an unexpectedly quick email reply from a friend. :)
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2637 on: December 18, 2013, 06:53:10 AM »
Found a few kilos of powdered poppy pod in a mixing bowl in the kitchen I had completely forgot about.

  I found a Lindor truffle on my bedroom floor.  It's still wrapped, so it's OK to eat.  :autism:

That's the :autism: :santa: spirit. :zoinks:
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2638 on: December 25, 2013, 10:50:31 PM »
I won $25 on a scratch lottery ticket I got for Christmas
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2639 on: January 06, 2014, 06:27:49 AM »
My paper was accepted at a conference in Prague next month. :woohoo:
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