A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Crap. Little girl is still getting up twice every night.
Quote from: Cumberdale on April 28, 2012, 08:57:34 PMCrap. Little girl is still getting up twice every night.My sympathies. She isn't colicky, is she?
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2012, 03:50:36 PMQuote from: Cumberdale on April 28, 2012, 08:57:34 PMCrap. Little girl is still getting up twice every night.My sympathies. She isn't colicky, is she?No, just a little princess who demands being treated as such.
Quote from: Cumberdale on April 30, 2012, 04:26:19 PMQuote from: odeon on April 30, 2012, 03:50:36 PMQuote from: Cumberdale on April 28, 2012, 08:57:34 PMCrap. Little girl is still getting up twice every night.My sympathies. She isn't colicky, is she?No, just a little princess who demands being treated as such. They get better when they grow older.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I slept really good last night.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2012, 04:51:17 PMQuote from: Cumberdale on April 30, 2012, 04:26:19 PMQuote from: odeon on April 30, 2012, 03:50:36 PMQuote from: Cumberdale on April 28, 2012, 08:57:34 PMCrap. Little girl is still getting up twice every night.My sympathies. She isn't colicky, is she?No, just a little princess who demands being treated as such. They get better when they grow older. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThere's no hope like false hope.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 30, 2012, 05:31:38 PMQuote from: odeon on April 30, 2012, 04:51:17 PMQuote from: Cumberdale on April 30, 2012, 04:26:19 PMQuote from: odeon on April 30, 2012, 03:50:36 PMQuote from: Cumberdale on April 28, 2012, 08:57:34 PMCrap. Little girl is still getting up twice every night.My sympathies. She isn't colicky, is she?No, just a little princess who demands being treated as such. They get better when they grow older. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThere's no hope like false hope. The colicky pains tend to go away.
And teenagers are practically self-supporting.