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Welcome PrinceCharming.
« on: October 28, 2011, 02:03:37 PM »
Are you here to charm the fair maidens of I2?  :eyelash:

:welcome:  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2011, 02:20:07 PM »
Welcome, etc.
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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2011, 02:49:17 PM »
Prince Charming eh?

I have been waiting all my life for you :lol:


Welcome...oh and...

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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 03:30:11 PM »
Why hello ladies!  :eyebrows:

Gentlemen, move aside.. only kidding, hello to you to!   :2thumbsup:

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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2011, 03:31:56 PM »
Why hello ladies!  :eyebrows:

Gentlemen, move aside.. only kidding, hello to you to!   :2thumbsup:

You need to give  us more to work with.  That's an awful skimpy personal file.
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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2011, 03:39:31 PM »
Why hello ladies!  :eyebrows:

Gentlemen, move aside.. only kidding, hello to you to!   :2thumbsup:

Hiya there
 so who are you? 
where you from?
are you an AFF or WPfag?
 oh and post your nudes thanks.  :zoinks:
« Last Edit: October 28, 2011, 03:46:07 PM by Vampire Squiddy From Hell »
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2011, 03:53:39 PM »
You need to give  us more to work with.  That's an awful skimpy personal file.
OK, your majesty - my real life name is Prince Albert. How do you do? And what would you like to know about me?  :)

Hiya there
 so who are you? 
where you from?
are you an AFF or WPfag?
 oh and post your nudes thanks.  :zoinks:
Hello Vampire! I live near London (so off to bed soon!). No idea what AFF is, and am not on WP, no - don't worry!

As for nudes.. we'll see how much demand there is for them! Do you want to see pictures of scantily clad men? :zoinks: And are all new members encouraged to post nudes?

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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2011, 04:00:34 PM »
ffs someone else from the uk and it has to be a fuckin DUDE!

welcome anyway, and all that shit...

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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2011, 04:05:08 PM »

As for nudes.. we'll see how much demand there is for them! Do you want to see pictures of scantily clad men? :zoinks: And are all new members encouraged to post nudes?

Yes, all members are encouraged to post nudes.

I quite enjoy looking at scantily clad men so yes, here is a second request - drop your pants :)




oh and welcome to I2

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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2011, 04:06:43 PM »
Yet another n00b, welcome.
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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2011, 04:09:38 PM »
Why hello ladies!  :eyebrows:

Gentlemen, move aside.. only kidding, hello to you to!   :2thumbsup:

(ooh i say,  he is very saucy isn't he?)


Well,  Hello young man  :eyebrows:
Charming by name, and Charming by nature i see!  Did you ride in here
on a big white stallion?  if so you can park him over here :zoinks:

No, no don't go to bed,  its still early.  Stay and talk to us,  we rarely
get fresh meat new members who are so...well..charming? :laugh:
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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2011, 04:29:07 PM »
Yes, all members are encouraged to post nudes.

I quite enjoy looking at scantily clad men so yes, here is a second request - drop your pants :)
I see! I wasn't expecting this site to be quite this saucy... I shall fit in here well!  :eyebrows:

My pants are dropped, but my camera is being a bit shy, sorry.  :violin: Maybe you can point out a few other places where members have shared photos, for me to gain some courage?

(ooh i say,  he is very saucy isn't he?)


Well,  Hello young man  :eyebrows:
Charming by name, and Charming by nature i see!  Did you ride in here
on a big white stallion?  if so you can park him over here :zoinks:

No, no don't go to bed,  its still early.  Stay and talk to us,  we rarely
get fresh meat new members who are so...well..charming? :laugh:
bodaccea, you and all the other beautiful ladies in this thread are trapped in the tallest tower of a castle, cursed to spend eternity there and guarded by an evil fire-breathing dragon.. unless you are saved by a dashing young prince.

You think that all is in vain, when one day (today, to be precise  :eyebrows:), a mysterious and most delightfully charming prince arrives on his gallant white stallion, smites the dragon...



..and rushes to the top of the tower, rescuing all the fair maidens. Conveniently, I clone myself and my stallion so there's one of us for each of you, and each of you gets to ride behind me, clasping onto my muscular physique, as we ride off into the sunset and untold passion..  :eyebrows:

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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2011, 04:30:24 PM »
It's amusing watching the girls and Squiddy descending upon the available male like vultures :laugh:

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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2011, 04:44:48 PM »
Oh my,  will you protect me from the hooded claw?

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tell me do you remove spiders?  and are you famliar with
the game 'dodge the bailif' could be my lucky day!
 
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Re: Welcome PrinceCharming.
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2011, 04:50:43 PM »
nude photos  of the male body are illegal, so dont bother

all the women here are actually 80 year old guys, so you can ignore them also.

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