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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #120 on: December 18, 2006, 02:18:44 PM »
How in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.

Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine.  You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.

Well, it's odd because my eyes don't look uneven without the picture. Maybe I got a lazy eye or something.

And I detest the shadow underneath my eyeballs.

The shadow under your eyes could be a hydration/electrolyte issue, or just fatigue if you have chronic sleep problems.  Do you feel like your eyelids are sticky sometimes?

Yes, Doctor MacKenzie.

I need better sleeping pills -- the kind that will knock out an elephant.

Is there a cure, doc?

No cure, but there are things you could do to help your sleep.

Exercise, done; Horlicks, done; and sleeping pills, done.

Seen a doctor about it? Not yet.

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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #121 on: December 18, 2006, 02:26:49 PM »
How in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.

Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine.  You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.

Well, it's odd because my eyes don't look uneven without the picture. Maybe I got a lazy eye or something.

And I detest the shadow underneath my eyeballs.

The shadow under your eyes could be a hydration/electrolyte issue, or just fatigue if you have chronic sleep problems.  Do you feel like your eyelids are sticky sometimes?

Yes, Doctor MacKenzie.

I need better sleeping pills -- the kind that will knock out an elephant.

Is there a cure, doc?

No cure, but there are things you could do to help your sleep.

Exercise, done; Horlicks, done; and sleeping pills, done.

Seen a doctor about it? Not yet.

Cutting out caffeine?  Avoiding spices and stimulating herbs in the evenings?  Taking melatonin?  Ohming?  Satisfying 20 women at once?

If you've tried all that, it might be worth seeing the doc about the elephant pills.
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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #122 on: December 18, 2006, 02:28:08 PM »
How in the fuck do I look good? I'm fucking repulsive, Peter Pan.

Your eyes look a bit uneven in the pic I've seen, but everything else is fine.  You've got good skin, your hair's all there, your features work, your body looks perfectly acceptable... I don't see what's meant to be so repulsive about you.

Well, it's odd because my eyes don't look uneven without the picture. Maybe I got a lazy eye or something.

And I detest the shadow underneath my eyeballs.

The shadow under your eyes could be a hydration/electrolyte issue, or just fatigue if you have chronic sleep problems.  Do you feel like your eyelids are sticky sometimes?

Yes, Doctor MacKenzie.

I need better sleeping pills -- the kind that will knock out an elephant.

Is there a cure, doc?

No cure, but there are things you could do to help your sleep.

Exercise, done; Horlicks, done; and sleeping pills, done.

Seen a doctor about it? Not yet.

Cutting out caffeine?  Avoiding spices and stimulating herbs in the evenings?  Taking melatonin?  Ohming?  Satisfying 20 women at once?

If you've tried all that, it might be worth seeing the doc about the elephant pills.

Done, done, done, not done and not done.

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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #123 on: December 18, 2006, 04:13:42 PM »
Try headphones and Shpongle - Are You Shpongled?... that should do the trick.

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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #124 on: December 18, 2006, 05:45:22 PM »
No one going to make fun of me? :'(

Lol

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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #125 on: December 18, 2006, 09:41:34 PM »
No one going to make fun of me? :'(

Lol

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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #126 on: December 18, 2006, 09:42:39 PM »
No one going to make fun of me? :'(

Lol

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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #127 on: December 19, 2006, 01:42:04 AM »
No one going to make fun of me? :'(

My mum always told me not to make fun of the disabled.
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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #128 on: December 19, 2006, 05:52:52 AM »
Dark gaia- you could ask if they could put you on trazodone to be taken at night as needed.  It's an antidepressant but is also used for sleep; I think that it may be better for long-term use than some sleep aids because you dont get that tolerance.  My mom's using it for sleep; she says it gives her night sweats and vivid dreams but has no other complaints.
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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #129 on: December 19, 2006, 06:05:18 AM »
No one going to make fun of me? :'(

My mum always told me not to make fun of the disabled.

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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #130 on: October 26, 2011, 10:29:52 PM »
Some of you are pretty cute. Some of you are pretty fugly too

good luck trying to figure out what I think about YOU ;)

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Re: Intensity members you think are hot
« Reply #131 on: October 29, 2011, 09:40:06 AM »
There's those chicks from Australia and some from Ireland and the UK, plus those ones in the US and Canada that are all hot.
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