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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #945 on: February 26, 2012, 07:30:06 PM »
i told him that he should marry me because i make good banana bread

and goddamn he is like the sexiest guy ive ever seen in my life. i think i have the sex drive of a 16 year old boy sometimes.

Id lick his face

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #946 on: February 26, 2012, 07:32:51 PM »
i told him that he should marry me because i make good banana bread

and goddamn he is like the sexiest guy ive ever seen in my life. i think i have the sex drive of a 16 year old boy sometimes.

Id lick his face

   I love banana bread!  :puppy:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #947 on: February 26, 2012, 07:33:20 PM »
I will make you some banana bread if you can get mike hranica to sleep with me :D

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #948 on: February 26, 2012, 07:49:24 PM »
oh, and last night i had a really epic dream.

sometimes i dream that i am living out a book or a movie (not a real one, one i make up) and i have to finish it before it's over. and sometimes these dreams seem like they span days and even weeks. well this was a "lost fairy tale" I even had a copy of the book i carried arond with me. im going to try to explain this as best as i can, i am sure it wont sound as epic as it actually was.

me and a friend (never saw her before) had to walk a very long way, eventually going to meet some man at the end point. since this was a book and i knew how it was going to end (him killing us) it was strange that i simply HAD TO do all these tasks just to meet a man that is going to kill me

anyway, we got some tattoos, stole drugs from gangsters, ran though the mexican wilderness, hitchhiked naked, got arrested, escaped from prison, and walked and walked and walked and walked.

then got murdered. the end

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #949 on: February 26, 2012, 07:51:11 PM »
I will make you some banana bread if you can get mike hranica to sleep with me :D

 I can do that easily by telling him he must choose between you and me.  :laugh:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #950 on: February 26, 2012, 07:52:37 PM »
oh, and last night i had a really epic dream.

sometimes i dream that i am living out a book or a movie (not a real one, one i make up) and i have to finish it before it's over. and sometimes these dreams seem like they span days and even weeks. well this was a "lost fairy tale" I even had a copy of the book i carried arond with me. im going to try to explain this as best as i can, i am sure it wont sound as epic as it actually was.

me and a friend (never saw her before) had to walk a very long way, eventually going to meet some man at the end point. since this was a book and i knew how it was going to end (him killing us) it was strange that i simply HAD TO do all these tasks just to meet a man that is going to kill me

anyway, we got some tattoos, stole drugs from gangsters, ran though the mexican wilderness, hitchhiked naked, got arrested, escaped from prison, and walked and walked and walked and walked.

then got murdered. the end
dont think you can die in a dream. IDK, seems like you would wake up :dunno:

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #951 on: February 26, 2012, 07:54:35 PM »
I will make you some banana bread if you can get mike hranica to sleep with me :D

 I can do that easily by telling him he must choose between you and me.  :laugh:

thats not true. he could easily choose you

dont think you can die in a dream. IDK, seems like you would wake up :dunno:

i die in dreams all the time. it just sort of fades out and the dream changes

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #952 on: February 26, 2012, 07:57:59 PM »
I will make you some banana bread if you can get mike hranica to sleep with me :D

 I can do that easily by telling him he must choose between you and me.  :laugh:

thats not true. he could easily choose you

dont think you can die in a dream. IDK, seems like you would wake up :dunno:

i die in dreams all the time. it just sort of fades out and the dream changes
since you have never died in real life, which would be a stored memory, if you survived :dunno:

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #953 on: February 26, 2012, 08:28:02 PM »
Attended my nephew's 18th birthday party.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #954 on: February 26, 2012, 08:30:31 PM »
18 eh ?

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #955 on: February 26, 2012, 08:37:43 PM »
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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People forget.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #956 on: February 26, 2012, 08:55:57 PM »
 :orly:

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #957 on: February 26, 2012, 08:59:45 PM »
18 eh ?
He is not wimpy enough for you eris.  :viking:

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #958 on: February 26, 2012, 09:01:09 PM »
i get a bit switchy at times.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #959 on: February 26, 2012, 09:02:56 PM »
i get a bit switchy at times.
He might be good to spank you and pee on you.  :dunno: