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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9375 on: November 21, 2018, 04:42:36 AM »
LOL Ren, I saw that too. A mental image of you donning a black balaclava (and  skin-tight leather catsuit *innocent smile*) whilst feeding shells  into the magazine of a 12ga autoloader,  watching from behind those icy  blue  tinted glasses of yours.

Altogether, quite a nice thought :D

You'll be needing a  demolitions specialist,  of course..just the matter of my cut, then look no further.  Shaped charges, thermite, smoke bombs, surface-to-air, white phosphorus, corrosives....I'm your guy if you need doors blown in, buildings collapsed, pork roasted on the  bone, entrances boobytrapped....I might not have been blowing things up for a while,  but one never forgets one's childhood skills :P

And  hey, being autistic, makes me  very creative.
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How is your foot going by the way? Showering must be a pain in the arse.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9376 on: November 22, 2018, 08:31:40 AM »
Well I'd gladly offer my services my dear. Hows about we raid the lot, make off with the more portable contents of safe deposit boxes, then head off together somewhere with a nice climate and very little in the way of non-corruptible porcine inhabitants? Could use the funds left over from buying the mansion to set up a cartel, where I could put my other skills to good use and ensure us a good lifelong income.

Then bugger 9-2-5 hours, taxes, all that drudgery and nasty crap, put our feet up in the sun on a nice quiet beach somewhere, break out the cold beer, the snack food and a gigantic multi-bowled, ice cube-cooled bong :D

My foot? it's my calf hun, about half way up it. It's healing, wound is no longer tracking under the surface, and it's down from about 3 inches deep, to a bit over 1cm deep, and from several inch long, to 1'' or so and around 1cm wide.

Have to dress it daily, which involves (obviously) removing the old dressing and packing, then stuffing a suitably sized piece of a fiber-reinforced absorbent fabric, impregnated with Ag metal, into the wound cavity, packing it in there, then covering it with a gently adhesive, gas/water vapor-permeable dressing based on a silicone polymer of some sort with a waterproof polyurethane external backing. Breathable, so the wound doesn't get macerated (think what happens to you if you spend way too long in the bath and bits of you start going white and cracked and waterlogged. Not something you want in a healing wound at all, and would make it prone to infection) and allows gas exchange, whilst retaining sufficient moisture to permit the exposed muscle tissue to remain hydrated to a healthy degree so it doesn't get dried and damage the delicate granulation tissue while it heals.

Docs have been sod all help with the pain, they don't know shit when it comes to chronic pain patients, and most doctors are both stingy little bastards, and prejudiced against anyone getting pain relief, ever, unless they are dying of cancer, or have bits of broken bone sticking out of their body like a pincushion that got caught in a train wreck.

But, lets just say I have my ways and means. I can stand enough now to be able to run various laboratory procedures, and also know people that need no other form of prescription, in order to dispense strong analgesic medications, than a picture of the queen's head :autism:

So if needs be, I can get pharmaceutical methadone tablets from someone, who also has a contact that gets what has  invariably been pretty good strong gear.

A few pipes of that and problem solved. As I don't really feel like going all round the city, buying up precursors, one box of dihydrocodeine 7.5mg(with 500mg paracetamol per tablet) 32ct pack per pharmacy, until I'd rounded up say 5g of dihydrocodeine freebase to work with. It'd involve a fucking ton of walking, and by then I would be pretty sore. And I'd sooner not be out with a shopping bag full of packs of OTC painkillers, when I can't run if needs be, because it might give certain varieties of porcine trash ideas. And I'm not getting searched, if I've got something like an 8th of gear with me either.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9377 on: November 26, 2018, 03:14:20 PM »
Pulled wet insulation out of a crawlspace that had flooded,  could not finish due to the tide coming in and covering the floor in one section with six to eight inches of water.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9378 on: November 27, 2018, 08:03:14 PM »
Pulled wet insulation out of a crawlspace that had flooded,  could not finish due to the tide coming in and covering the floor in one section with six to eight inches of water.
All that and with the cold temperatures you're experiencing? I really hope you are paid well.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9379 on: November 28, 2018, 03:04:39 AM »
Pulled wet insulation out of a crawlspace that had flooded,  could not finish due to the tide coming in and covering the floor in one section with six to eight inches of water.
All that and with the cold temperatures you're experiencing? I really hope you are paid well.

The cold was just for a day or so the temps are back above freezing during the day
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9380 on: November 28, 2018, 11:51:07 AM »
Went to the store, bought all that I needed to make a fabulous Tex-Mex feast. All the chopping and cooking and salsas and guacamole are done. I am just waiting for my daughter to return home from school and my wife to awaken and I will heat up some tortillas. I am not even hungry anymore. I have been munching on things all morning.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9381 on: November 28, 2018, 12:26:01 PM »
Worked. Walked the dog. Shopped groceries with my son.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9382 on: November 28, 2018, 04:17:25 PM »
Blew insulation into an attic
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9383 on: November 28, 2018, 05:59:31 PM »

So THAT is what they are calling it these days.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9384 on: December 01, 2018, 04:27:25 PM »
Fought with people online, did laundry, wiped my butt after a shit. The usual
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9385 on: December 01, 2018, 05:22:49 PM »
Fought with people online, did laundry, wiped my butt after a shit. The usual

Do you consider wiping your butt more important than taking a shit? :orly:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9386 on: December 01, 2018, 05:57:19 PM »
Cleaned out car, took a trunk full of items to the thrift store.

Planned $ for the month.

Gassed up the car.

Three grocery stores, Walmart (both The PR and I bought minute cards for her phone without the other knowing - oops), paid a bill, etc. 

Need to wash laundry tonight.

Need to make a phone call to my sister, then I QUIT.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9387 on: December 01, 2018, 06:29:02 PM »
Fought with people online, did laundry, wiped my butt after a shit. The usual

Do you consider wiping your butt more important than taking a shit? :orly:

Both are equally important I'd say.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9388 on: December 06, 2018, 08:54:08 PM »
LOL QV. No harm done though, and now  she  has twice the credit on her phone. She was already willing to spend on a top up card, just means you've got  her one too so she lucked out.

*sends my well wishes to the PR*

You go there, crafty lil' cutie :)

Me...meds, watched star trek double  bill as I do every weekday, TOS then enterprise. Almost choked on a really cheap ass knockoff candy, something called 'coloured kubes', which are like cola kubes, only not all tasting of cola flavouring, and brightly coloured with various flavours. Very sour too.

I went to swallow a well-sucked one, and found I hadn't eaten it to a small enough size. With the square shape, it was big enough to go down my neck, but I could FEEL it stuck at the bottom, past my airway, so I could breathe fine, but it was  just sitting there, squatting in the bottom of my oesophagus like an evicted baby who refuses to leave.

For  about an hour. Every time I swallowed, it was there, not painful but uncomfortable sensation of blockage. In the end I managed to get rid of it with the  copious administration of beer to dissolve it bit by bit. Suppose I could have tried  sticking my fingers down my throat like a teen model or celebrity movie star, but for one, I didn't want it to be launched back up, only to lodge in my airway, so down there past it was the lesser of the two evils.

And lots of beer by far a preferable medication.

Now...I'm sitting down at the computer, about to scoff my way through a box of jaffa cakes, washing them down with....wait for it...more beer :autism: and  have a cigar before going to begin recrystallization of a certain yellow, crystalline compound derived from a substituted benzene ring and some  side shrubbery. And then test the melting point again, after water washing it, and reducing it with sodium borohydride to remove a pesky little double  bond. Already washed it with sodium bisulfite solution to get rid of any remaining  traces of one of  the reagents used to make it, now time to clean it up, as the melting point is too low when tested  by packing  a few milligrams into a microcapillary tube, that has been flame-sealed  at one end over the cooker  (so I don't need to use any gas in either  of my blowtorches) then into the melting point apparatus it goes.

Oh, and splashed out a bit. Bought 5 liters of dichloromethane, 250g ammonium formate and  3 liters of 85% conc. formic acid. Most of those coming from the good folk of soviet bloc countries, and not some greedy, grasping piece of shit from the US. (No, I am not prejudiced against americans, its that ebay chemical sellers are liars about the shipping fees. Almost fifty dollars, to send a 30g amount of a non-hazardous chemical in a small plastic bottle? come off it. The item itself, ammonium formate, not that I bought mine from the US, sod that, cost over a dollar a gram too. And it's a very very simple salt of the simplest carboxylic acid, and ammonia, both multi-megatonne industrial commodities annually, not something precious, or hard to get or make.)

It is a lie, and a ripoff, pure and simple. What they are selling  isn't worth what they are demanding, for one, and the shipping fees are just profiteering. I bet it cost a few dollars to send those items at such weights,  in plastic pots. Just short of $50 US, to send  one ounce and two grams of chemicals, plus the weight of a little plastic pot?

For our US spectrumites, what ARE genuine shipping fees like there, roughly? Because it's mighty suspicious that say, poland, lithuania, russia and china can ALL manage free shipping, on a kilogram-weight of  material plus  it's packaging container. While the US reagent sellers have to stump up almost 50 dollars for a tiny little lightweight plastic container with just over one ounce of an inoffensive, non-hazardous material in it. No?

(Well, the ammonium formate WOULD be toxic, if consumed, but that would require somebody to open it, and start dipping a spoon in and eating what would doubtless be a disgusting tasting load of white crystals in a bottle labeled clearly it is full of industrial chemicals. Anyone that stupid, doesn't deserve to live. So it isn't  hazmat fees, ammonium formate isn't super-toxic, super-reactive, doesn't behave badly if it comes into contact with air or water. Only real other risk would be adding it to strong sulfuric acid, which would cause it to release carbon monoxide. Again, don't pour sulfuric  acid over it, and the people transporting the shipment will be quite safe as long as they  refrain from eating it.

Just fucking gouging, is what those bastards are doing. Taking nearly 50 USD for that to anyone  desperate enough to buy it, it's bloody robbery, and on false pretences too.

Wouldn't people agree, that charging more in shipping fees for an item, than it actually costs to ship it, is as good as fraudulent? people are already paying over the fucking  odds, massively so, for the item itself, so why the hell should someone pay money for shipping that instead  of being spent by the seller on getting the item from their stock, to the recipient, is disappearing into their wallet and being spent on themselves?

Fuckin' bastards. Makes me really want to set the little shits on fire every time I see them up to crap like that.

If a reasonable, hard working seller who wants to get business, based in china, poland, russia, lithuania, albania and the likes can manage to offer free shipping for  a kilo of a product, then why can't the US sellers, even if they are unwilling to absorb the cost of  shipping, manage to do so for the price it actually costs to send the item?

Taking vastly more is just underhanded theft on the  part of lying little cunts.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9389 on: December 06, 2018, 08:56:47 PM »
Worked, picked up materials delivered them and picked up some more. 
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