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Entertain Trigger 11
« on: August 30, 2011, 07:51:53 PM »
Trigger 11 is alone and sad and needs to be distracted with silliness. Please help us and donate some witty nonsense for this good cause.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 08:05:24 PM »
Sorry youre sad and alone. I dont think I can give any random silliness though.

If bored and alone, internet porn can pass a couple of hours.

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 08:14:21 PM »
This should keep you engaged for a while:

http://www.foxnews.com/

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 08:14:57 PM »
here is a picture of Kate Moss with some big girls.


( well, it made ME laugh)


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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 08:17:26 PM »

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 08:17:52 PM »
Icanhascheezburger, People of Walmart, People of Public Transportation, ROFL.
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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 08:31:31 PM »
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/parenting/kids-lose-quot-bad-mother-quot-lawsuit-cant-take-mom-to-court-over-bad-birthday-cards-2536188/

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Kids lose "bad mother" lawsuit. Can't take mom to court over bad birthday cards.   by Piper Weiss

Did you know you can sue your parents for skimping out on your childhood birthday gifts? You can, but you'll probably lose. Two years after Steven and Kathryn Miner, both in their 20s, sued their mother, Kimberly Garrity, for bad parenting during their formative years, the case has been dismissed. The $500,000 lawsuit accused 55-year-old Garrity of causing her adult kids emotional distress.

Their claims about their poor upbringing had more to do with what mom didn't do, than what she did. For starters: she didn't send her son college care packages, or buy her daughter the homecoming dress she wanted. And their birthday cards? No cash or checks, just Hallmark sentiments.

The Chicago Tribune reports Exhibit A in the case was a check-free birthday card for Steven, now 23.

"The card pictured tomatoes on a table with one tomato that had googly eyes. Inside the card read:  'Son I got you this Birthday card because it's just like you...different from all the rest! Have a great day! Love & Hugs, Mom xoxoxo.'"

An Illinois court of appeals judge decided this card, and other evidence of Garrity's proposed "bad mothering", weren't grounds for punishment.

"Such alleged actions are unpleasant and perhaps insensitive, and some would arguably fall outside the realm of 'good mothering,' but they are not so shocking as to form a basis for a claim for intentional infliction of emotional distress," said Judge Kathy Flanagan in a court statement, adding that ruling in favor of the children "could potentially open the floodgates to subject family child rearing to ... excessive judicial scrutiny and interference."

The Miners were raised in an affluent Chicago suburb which may account for some lack of understanding of normal privileges outside of their luxury bubble. But there's more to the story than just a couple of spoiled adult kids. One of the Miner siblings' three lawyers is their father, Garrity's ex-husband, also named Steven Miner. When the couple divorced in 1995, the kids moved in with their dad....


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They sound like a couple of spoiled brats to me.

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 08:40:15 PM »
Trig: just got some more tattoos done. Will post pics when I have them.

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2011, 09:20:22 PM »
Icanhascheezburger, People of Walmart, People of Public Transportation, ROFL.

It's a list of my funniest websites.  POW and POPT are usually skankier, but ICHC and ROFL are pretty funny.  ICHC has lots of sub-fora for you to peruse.
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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2011, 09:21:36 PM »
 :2thumbsup:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 09:29:09 PM »
Trig: the tattoos I have are:

A magpie looking over its shoulder with 'Carpe Diem' and 2010 above and below it;

A circled dragon with a rainbow background with the word 'Urapun' above it (see Music Alphabet);

An Om;

The 4 Runes from Led Zeppelin IV;

A Yin-Yang;

2 dragons facing each other (armband);

Floreat Pica in Olde English (armband);

A caduceus;

A fleur de lis;

Chinese characters for peace and harmony.

All up, the lot of them cost $1365.

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 10:14:29 PM »
Icanhascheezburger, People of Walmart, People of Public Transportation, ROFL.

It's a list of my funniest websites.  POW and POPT are usually skankier, but ICHC and ROFL are pretty funny.  ICHC has lots of sub-fora for you to peruse.

 :LMAO:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2011, 10:31:30 PM »
¡Gracías everyone!

Lunesta time!
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 10:33:07 PM »
Icanhascheezburger, People of Walmart, People of Public Transportation, ROFL.

It's a list of my funniest websites.  POW and POPT are usually skankier, but ICHC and ROFL are pretty funny.  ICHC has lots of sub-fora for you to peruse.

 :LMAO:

Are you laughing at ME?  Do I need to call you out?  Well, let's have it out here and now.

You're called out.
I surrender.
The end.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Entertain Trigger 11
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2011, 10:36:39 PM »
I'd be honored to have a dance with you! :eyelash:

Or if you'd rather, I could stop stalking CBC and turn my attention on you?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems