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You too, can become an ordained minister!
« on: August 30, 2011, 03:59:25 PM »
For $20 (I'll pass, I'm cheap :LOL:), you can become an official Pastafarian minister.



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Frequently asked question: are these certificates legitimate? Could I perform a wedding with one of these?

Yes, they're legitimate. There have been weddings officiated by Pastafarian ministers using these ordination certificates. A license to perform weddings is applied for at the local level and the process varies from place to place. Usually it's a matter of filling out a form and showing your ordination credentials. I am happy to write a Letter of Good Standing or any other document they may require.

To date I am not aware of any Pastafarian ever being turned away. Please, please let me know if you run into any problems.

http://www.venganza.org/ordination/
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 04:06:54 PM »
:laugh: No want!
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 05:45:54 PM »
 My former landlady and her then-boyfriend both became ordained ministers in the Progressive Universal Life Church.
 As for me, I think I would be a good Pastafarian minister, saying the blessing at spaghetti suppers
 all over this fine nation!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 05:49:26 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 30, 2011, 05:45:54 PM
the Progressive Universal Life Church.
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I think I went there one time, everyone was stoned, they got the munchies and ate all the communion wafers
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 05:50:46 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 30, 2011, 05:45:54 PM
As for me, I think I would be a good Pastafarian minister, saying the blessing at spaghetti suppers
 all over this fine nation!   :2thumbsup:
:laugh:
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 07:18:06 PM »
I have a religion similar to the spaghetti one. Instead of worshiping a flying spaghetti monster, you worship Super Mario! :zoinks:
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2011, 01:02:30 AM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on August 30, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
I have a religion similar to the spaghetti one. Instead of worshiping a flying spaghetti monster, you worship Super Mario! :zoinks:

They wouldn't happen to be the 7th day plumbers, by any chance?
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2011, 07:26:30 AM »


OR maybe



Prof feel free to enlighten the WP members of your firm convictions in this religious fevour :angel:
« Last Edit: August 31, 2011, 07:33:18 AM by Al Swearengen »
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 06:05:29 PM »
guest bump.

I'd like to be A :fsm: minister too.

I should sport the $20 and become ordained.  :angel:
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2013, 03:13:31 PM »
I'd perform gay male weddings. 
The receptions are to die for.
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2013, 11:48:18 PM »
Quote from: McJaguar on May 23, 2013, 03:13:31 PM
I'd perform gay male weddings. 
The receptions are to die for.

  I'm kind of over wedding receptions.   :wedding:



   I like to joke that if I ever do get married, it'll be at City Hall, on my lunch break from work.  :P
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Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2016, 10:46:19 PM »
  I've been to a couple of weddings officiated by relatives of the bride or groom.  They got one-day licenses.  :)
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