A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Incensed, tired, hungry maybe probably not.
Quote from: Ceilidh on July 06, 2012, 09:14:27 PMIncensed, tired, hungry maybe probably not.Amused
i got the horn....bad
Quote from: pleasure model on July 10, 2012, 04:51:09 PM i got the horn....bad Shouldn't that be "horns"?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: odeon on July 11, 2012, 01:49:35 AMQuote from: pleasure model on July 10, 2012, 04:51:09 PM i got the horn....bad Shouldn't that be "horns"? it must be one of those phrases that is spoken locally in my area!'i got the horn' just simply means horny!mmm perhaps by saying 'horns' instead of 'horn' there is some reference there to DOUBLE PENETRATION in which case i would say 'NO' no rear entry for Bodie, thankyou that kind of act would only really be of any use if the front was kind of busy! It never is If it were...i would simply ask to form an orderly queue